Put some hairs off your chest
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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YES! FINALLY! Shouts Dipper triumphantly. He stares at himself in the mirror overjoyed, and shirt pulled down.
He'd grown three chest hairs. As in three glorious pieces of proof of his manhood! Finally! He was on his way to be a man!
Dipper frowned. He just needed to make sure-
HALLO!
Screams Mabel as she smashed down the door to their room. Dipper hastily covers up his hairs.
"Whatcha doing? Another nerd thing?" She teases with a giggle.
Dipper doesn't answer; he just runs!
Mabel frowns at Dippers retreating form. She turns to Waddles who'd been in the room the whole time.
"Chest Hairs?" She asks. Waddles gives a squeal of confirmation. Mabel throws her little informant a treat, she then grabs some tools.
"Those hairs are mine!" She shouts crazily!
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TO BE CONTINUED?
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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