Don't own the Marauders, only the pranks.


1. Managing to get a detention before being sorted into their house by levitating Lily Evans' cat down the isle of the Hogwarts Express. (James and Sirius)

2. Charmed Dumbledore's Lemon Drops so that they made his voice sound like it belonged to a five year old girl. (James and Sirius)

3. Writing "I love Mcgonagall" on Remus Lupin's face in ink while he slept. (James and Sirius)

4. Writing "I love Sirius" and "I love James" on James and Sirius' faces respectively in pink ink while they slept. (Remus)

5. Turning Severus Snape's potions cauldron into a fluffy bunny-rabbit. (James, Sirius, Remus and Peter)

6. Slipping Lily Evans' a potion to turn her hair green as punishment for being Snape's friend. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

7. Survived being thrown to the giant squid by Lily Evans. (James and Sirius.)

8. Took Snape's pants off of him in the corridor; his pants were found on top of Gryffindor Tower waving like a flag. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

9. Proposing marriage to Mcgonagall in the middle of class and even presenting a ring. (Sirius)

10. Cursing Snape with greasy hair so Lily Evans will stop touching it. (James)

11. Transfiguring all the silverware and dishes on the Slytherin table into mini lions. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

12. Turning Severus Snape's clothes invisible in the middle of class. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

13. Introducing Peeves to a muggle air horn that they stole from a muggle born. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

14. Locking James Potter and Sirius Black in a broom closet together for three days to see if they'll confess their love for each other. (Remus and Peter)

15. Survived being locked in a broom closet together for three days, then getting detention for missing three days of lessens. (James and Sirius)

16. Managing to pass first year. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

17. Trying to transfigure Peter Pettigrew into a dinosaur. (James, Sirius and Remus)

18. Hanging all of Lily Evans' robes in the Whomping Willow. (James)

19. Taking creatures from the black lake and turning Filch's office into an aquarium. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

20. Trying to turn Severus Snape into a mermaid to keep the giant squid company. (James, Sirius,-not Remus; he knew it was impossible-and Peter)

21. Charming the professor's chairs at the head table to make fart noises every time the sit down; it lasted a week. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

22. Putting an Undetectable Extension Charm on the storage chest at the end of his bed, then kidnapping Lily Evans and putting her in it. (James)

23. Charmed all the Slytherin's robes to turn red and gold the morning of the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch game. (Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

24. Hanging mistletoe laced with love potion all over the school which backfired and led to Sirius and Remus snogging. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

25. Sending a Howler to Lily Evans telling her how much he loves her. (James)

26. Charming the enchanted ceiling to snow in the middle of spring. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

27. Levitating Professor Binns desk to the ceiling where it stayed for days before the ghost professor noticed. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

28. Making the Black Lake glow in the dark. (Remus)

29. Asking out Lily Evans everyday for an entire school year. (James)

30. Covering Mcgonagall's office in muggle cat posters. (James, Sirius,Remus, and Peter)

31. Having a jousting match on broomsticks in the courtyard. (James and Sirius)

32. Writing their History of Magic essay in Gobbledegook. (James, Sirius, Remus and Peter)

33. Putting swings on the Whomping Willow. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

34. Transfiguring Snape's wand into a snake. (James and Sirius)

35. Carving a broomstick from a branch of the Whomping Willow and giving it to Severus and watching while it beat him up. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

rides on the giant squid to first years. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

37. Making all the second years quack like ducks. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

38. Charming Severus' shoes to make fart sound every time he takes a step. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

39. Lacing Peter's food with an original burping powder; he had to be taken to Madam Pomfrey. (James, Sirius, and Remus)

40. Putting an undetectable sinking pit in the courtyard. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

41. Turning the Great Hall "upside down" by putting everything in the room upside down on the ceiling. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

42. Making it monsoon in the corridors and passing out umbrella's riddled with holes. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

43. Turning a stairwell into a water slide and charging people a galleon per slide. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

44. Turning Filch into a cat and locking him in his office with Mrs. Norris so he can finally express his feeling for her. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

45. Managing to never get expelled. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

46. Turning the sorting hat purple with pink poke-a-dots before the the new first years could be sorted. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

47. Writing a love letter to Dumbledore from Mcgonagall in Mcgonagall's handwriting. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

48. Setting up Snape on a blind date with Moaning Myrtle. (James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter)

49. Morphing Peter's memory so he believed he's name was Peter Petticoat. (James, Sirius and Remus)

50. Managing to lose Gryffindor the House Cup. every. single. year. (the Marauders)


A/N: I wanna turn some of these into one-shots so review your favorites or the ones you want explained...and if you have you own reasons I'd love to hear them! (one-shots will be added on as chapters to this) :)