[A very short fic inspired by the thought of Serena binge-watching OITNB while Bernie was away.]
"Ee."
"Oh."
"Try-"
"I can't get-"
"Hfft. Ouch."
"What about-"
"Ah."
"I haven't got anywhere to hold on."
Finally Bernie chuckles and drops her forehead onto Serena's shoulder, kissing it gently before lifting her eyes again. "Are you sure you want to do this, here?"
"I saw it in Orange is the New Black and it sounded like they were having a good time," Serena explains.
"Do you not think that they were probably just having sex on a toilet because they were in prison?"
"No it was on The L Word as well – whatshername, the odd one, and Carmen." Her eyes flash ever so slightly as she says 'Carmen'.
"Blimey, somebody walked into Blockbusters and asked for All The Lesbians." Bernie is enjoying this.
"Well some of us had some catching up to do, you know." She smiles and lands a kiss on Bernie; this she has already mastered thoroughly, and they both know it.
"Serena, my bum's numb. Are you sure I can't carry you to the shower and we can carry on there?" She tilts her head forward and looks at Serena through seductively half-lidded eyes. "I promise I'll make it worth your while."