This was requested by my friend on Dragoart-we were talking about how cool it would be to be a squid, and he said some reason, then I said, "You could also choke multiple people at once too!" And he said, "You are a genius!" So it became an inside joke, then he wanted me to write this.
Be warned-this is a funny story, so if you don't like humor, take a cookie and leave.
Two teenagers sat somewhere at a playground in a town somewhere in the United States. One was a boy, the other was a girl. The girl was drawing and listening to music, the boy was playing a video game on his tablet. He groaned.
"I'm so bored! The stupid sun is making it hard to play! What should we do?"
The girl looked up from her drawing and took out an ear bud. "We could go to my house and figure out something to do there."
He shrugged. "Worth a try-just don't throw potatoes at people this time."
"You're no fun," She grumbled.
Soon, both teenagers were inside a random house. It was a nice place, but the inside was a mess.
"So, what should we do?" She blew her bangs out of her eyes.
"Didn't you say you had a bunch of chemicals in your basement?" He asked, leaning against the wall.
"Yeah…are we going to randomly combine them and blow stuff up?" She asked excitedly.
"Yeah!"
The teens-okay, their names are Bob Mc Junior (Bob for short) and Burrito-went into the basement, and got out the chemicals. They didn't care that it was a bad idea-and it would have consequences besides angry parents. The concoction started frothing.
"Should we be worried?" Burrito asked.
There was a flash of blue-green light, a scream, and smoke. The cloud faded. Bob and Burrito looked at each other.
"You're part squid!"
I'm too lazy to write more-I'll update eventually though. Ugh I did such a crummy job writing this!