Final Fantasy 7: the sephiroth of doom
Sephiroth was in a cave with a dead snake. He waltzed around with his sword angrily! "HE ESCAPD" said Sephiroth with raging. He shoves his sword downwards motion and crashed. therw was nothing more angry then when Sephiroth didnt get it in his way. "Mother", sephiroth said to his mother who was head. "Pass out my grievances. I'll fail to falter. I'm sorry for not taking over the world."
Rargh was, the mother said.
Sephiroth outlooked the cave. There was another snake galloping around the swamp. It was mad. Sephiroth was mad.
Mad...as a snake.
He was snake, and they .
"Im tired" said cloud. He complained forthright. It was the third time.
Swamp travel was arduous.
"Ouroboros" said vincent.
"What?"
"Eat your own ass", vincent said, upping his finger in a fucking you motion. "Also, snake" He erected a finger towards the swamp.
"I'm tired too" said tifa with polite softness. She was also hot.
"Snake" said vincent with fraternity.
"You are not a camel" said cloud, holding the tifa chest. "Water needs are high from arduous travel"
Vincent garled at them. He was lonely. So lonely.
THEN THE SNAKE ATTACKED
It came hard and faster than any snake that ever lived. It was high as a tall tower and broke the ground of wetness.
"OH NO! SNAKE FIGHT!" said cloud with sword.
"HISS HISS I AM EVIL AND I WILL KILL YOU" said the sank e.
"Snake dont talk" said tifa willingly. "OH NO IT IS CONTRAVERSIAL!"
The snake exploded into more snakes!
Aeris was there and she used her magic to see the snake and then frightfully withdrew. "It is sephiroth you must make as turtles do and shell yourself!"
Cloud and vincent fought the snakes off with their swords and guns. Tifa punched a snake in the face and it died.
Sephiroth formed a transfer against the snake and ran away with a scary face on.
"HAHAHAIWILL GET YOU LATER!"
The swamp was safety...for now.