By: Steve Ranger
Kingdom Hearts: Wave of Heartless II: The Revenge
Space... is fraeken huge. At least, thats what Sora nad Kairi thought. "This is getting boring" they collectively aggesd. " We should turn back into regular vidio game characters and go back to Destiny Island" Kairi said. And so they did. When they returned, the island they had loved so much has changed drasticly. The island was now a huge city! This was undrstandable as as it as been 100s of years since last been here. The story of Sora's success was now legend, and there are a diamond statue of him near city hall. At first sightm a citizen of the island yelled "IT'S THEM!" and fainted.
Chocolate rain fell from the sky. Another citizen yelled " it must really be dem! Tis what the profecy fortold!" 'And when our heos return. Rain with a flavor fo cocoa shall fall.'... And the piano played. Soon after, Sora became King and Sora his queen, Kairi. Soon though, the chocolate rain became a chocolate flood! And soon, the zombies aliens of the flood were defeated, but in the meantime, the city was covered in a letter of chocolate! Sora issued an order, that fateful order. "The city is covered in much chocolate rain! All we can do is eat it and pray to Tay Zonday!" "Also, put up the Obama billboard!"
So the people started eating. They ate for days, all the chocolate rain, chocolate ice cream, so... much... chocolate... Oh thats nasty. I think I are gonna puke! As it turns out, the chocolate rain was not actually chocolate! It was A WAVE OF HEARTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Heartless were inside of people and ate their hearts and turned them into heartless!! Only hookers were left, the hookers banned together to form a resistance. They locked up and shouted " Our hero must save us!!".
"I want to bear his childe!" And Sora looked down and whispered "Hookers! Have no fear, I shall once again become star-childe and destroy The Wave of Heartless!" And he did.