HEYYA BORED PEOPLE! My name is Syd and this is my first story for Holly Black! -crowd cheers-

Random Dedication!- This is for snow...i do love the snow!

READ THIS! Okay, Kaye is making the prank calls. Everything Kaye says is in "these things". Everything the other person says , in this case Ruddles, is in 'only one of these things.' I'm also going to make up that the Unseelie Court has phones...alright, now that that's all said-

Kaye to Ruddles

Ring ring ring

'Greetings'

''Oh...umm...hi.''

'Who is this?'

''Kay...umm...Lynn...Kaylynn Goodliar.''

'May I ask what you want Miss. Goodliar.'

''I'm calling for the electric company. Is your refrigerator running?"

'My what?'

''Refrigerator...wait don't you have any refrigerators in the Unseelie Court?''

'Any whats?'

"Hold on...'' -yells- "Roiben! Don't you have refrigerators in the Unseelie? Wait then where do you keep your foods? Don't get smart with me! It's a simple question. Fine I'll just ask Ruddles. Ya, I'm on the phone with him. Because I feel like it. Is it against the law or something?"

'Are you speaking to King Roiben?'

"Yes! Wait ...no. Maybe. It's more of a yell than a speak. What's it to you?''

"Um...nevermind."

''Anyway...If you ever happen to get a refrigerator and if said refrigerator is running you might want to go catch it.''

'I'll keep that in mind if I ever see one.'

Click

Both hang up at the same time

TaDa! This is what happens when Kaye gets bored...scary huh? This is also what happens when i get bored...scarier huh? (ADD Moment: Is scarier a word or is it more scary? I think scarier is a word...if its not just let me go on believeing it is. My life is much happier that way.)

Disclaimer- I don't own Tithe, Valient or Ironside...I'm not even sure if thats how you spell Valient...

So review! If you guys like it and review then I'll post more. If not then I'll only post one more cause its already written and stuff and it seems kinda wasteful. (The next ch. will be Kaye and the Dominos Pizza guy) Also if you have anyone you want to hear Kaye call, I take requests.