The Warrior Cats Show!
Narrator: Hullo, everyone! Please welcome your host Flash!
Flash: S'up! Meet my crew!
Sloefur, Smokefang, Rainwillow, and Cash walk in.
Flash: And the interns!
Arabella, Ninja-Kitty, and Nightblossom walk in.
Mysterious Voice: You are not alone, amigos.
There is a blur of orange. Then Puss in Boots and standing beside Nightblossom.
Nightblossom: Hey, Puss.
Puss: Hello, Nightblossom.
Flash: Ok. Well- wait, I got a wizard! YES!
A black-and-white tom walks in.
Sloefur: This is Bibbtybopptyboo. But I'm callin' you Boo.
Boo: Wow. Anyway, Flash, when do I start changing people to toads?
Flash: Until I call you a full wizard, your just going to get me soda and deep-fried steak.
Arabella: Should we get the guest?
Cash: Yep.
They pull Tigerstar in.
Rainwillow: OMS, Tigerstar! I think your so hot!
Nightblossom: *sighing* At least its not a goodie-goodie.
Tigerstar: *puffing out his chest* Anyway, how about we get on with the show?
Flash: Tigerstar, can I call you Tiggerstar?
Tiggerstar: NO!
Flash: Too late! Flash6004 has already named you that.
Tiggerstar lunges forward at Flash.
Puss dives forward like a snake and slices open Tiggerstar's shoulder.
Tiggerstar: Ow! Mommy, mommy!
Puss: *sheathing his sword* You don't want to harm the kitty.
Flash: Your hired for security!
Nightblossom: I think you should.
Puss: Fine.
Flash: Anyway, Tiggerstar, the first thing we're gunna do is ask truths. Who was better: Goldenflower or Sasha?
Tiggerstar: OMDF, that's an easy one! Sasha!
Rainwillow: What does OMDF mean?
Tiggerstar: Oh… my… Dark… Forest… ^.^
Crew: O.o
Tiggerstar: Next question!
Sloefur: Uh… hmmm… OH! Why did you want to kill Firestar?
Tiggerstar: FIRESTAR! It is because he knew that I killed Redtail! He saved Bluestar! He ruined everything! *he roared with frustration, grabbed a table, and through it*
Cash: Well, look at that!
Tiggerstar does so, and Cash knocks him out.
Arabella: Quick! Bring in Hawkfrost!
Smokefang and Nightblossom pull in a knocked-out Hawkfrost.
Boo: I got the orange paint!
Flash: Ok, come on, my wizard apprentice.
Boo: What about his blue eyes?
Flash: I made a green-eyes potion.
Boo: Oh.
Two Hours Later…
Boo: *standing guard over an orange, green-eyed Hawkfrost* He won't wake up.
Ninja-Kitty: Yo, Flash! Should I wake up Tiggerstar and his son?
Flash: *who was sleeping on the table from having too many Catnips* Zzzzzzz… n-no, Sloefur, don't eat that…
Ninja-Kitty: Who's second in command?
Sloefur: ME!
Ninja-Kitty: Fine. Should I wake up Hawkfrost and Tiggerstar?
Sloefur: I guess.
Ninja-Kitty: Ok, one poke here and…
Hawkfrost: Wha…?
Tiggerstar: FIRESTAR! I KILL YOU!
He lunges at Hawkfrost.
Hawkfrost: Hey, dude! I'm a warrior! I'M YOUR FRECKIN SON!
The crew walk and watch as Hawkfrost is torn to shreds as Tiggerstar yowls: DIE!
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Flash: Tiggerstar, you've just been pranked!
Tiggerstar: *dropping Hawkfrost from his bloodied claws* What?
Puss: That was Hawkfrost!Tiggerstar: H-H-Hawkfrost…? Who's idea was this?
Flash: MINE!
Tiggerstar: I'LL KILL YOU! *he lunges forward, but Puss slices open Tiggerstar's belly*
Tiggerstar: Don't! I had to get stitches!
Sloefur: Why?
Tiggerstar: Did you not read how Scourge opened up that huge gash in the Original Serious: Book 6: The Darkest Hour?
Smokefang: Oh. That was bloody.
Tiggerstar: *shivering* Somebody sing a soothing song!Rainwillow: I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World! Its super-tactic! I'm so plastic!
Hawkfrost: That's not the song.
Rainwillow: Its my version. *doing a deep voice like Ken's* Come on Barbie, lets go party. *Barbie voice* Oh, oh, oh yeah! *Ken voice* Come on Barbie, lets go party!
Cash: OMS! Is that your ring tone on your Blackberry?
Rainwillow: Maybe.
Cash: It was going on earlier.
Tiggerstar: What does this mean, dude? This has nothing to do with ShadowClan, or me, or the Dark Forest! This is such a stupid show! *he and Hawkfrost storm off*
Nightblossom: Should I start the end credits?Flash: Not yet. EVERYONE THAT READS THIS AND LOVES IT! You must tell everybody about this! If you do, you could probably not win fabulous prizes!
Crew:
Flash: bright orange she-cat with a white-tipped tail and blue eyes
Sloefur: Gray she-cat with darker flecks
Smokefang: black tom with amber eyes
Rainwillow: white she-cat that has to wear this awesome hat
Interns:
Nightblossom: black she-cat with a tazer, leaf, and sword strapped to her sides
Arabella: gray-and-white she-cat with black lynx points]
Medicine Cat:
Ninja-Kitty: dark brown tabby she-cat with silver eyes
Wizard Apprentice:
Boo: black-and-white tom
Security:
Puss in Boots (Puss): bright orange tabby tom with a black cape, black boots, a sword strapped to his side, and a black hat with a yellow feather in it. Mate to Nightblossom.