Welcome to my first Yullen fanfiction! Hope you like it~
Disclaimer: I do not own D. Gray-Man or Grenade by Bruno Mars. And no, this is not a songfic.
1. Lavi (pretending to be Kanda) to Allen
Allen was eating, as usual, when the creamy white envelope slid in under his door, not knowing it was put there by Lavi, that devilish rabbit. He picked it up opened it. The first line of the letter read,
My sweetest moyashi,
The Exorcist's eyes widened in surprise. Only that bakanda ever called him "moyashi", but the resident humourless samurai would never use the word "sweetest" with it…would he? Allen threw open his door and happened to see Kanda passing by. He blushed uncertainly before asking,"Hey, Bakanda, is there any chance you secretly think I'm sweet?"
The Asian turned bright red and glared at him for a while before saying, "Che, what the –bleep-'s wrong with you today, you puny moyashi?
Allen shrugged and went back to the letter. Guess that was a no. But he was pretty sure that Kanda was the culprit here…
There is a secret I've buried deep in my heart, that I've always been afraid to tell you. But I can't deny my love for you any longer.
The white-haired teenager choked on his chicken drumstick. Kanda and love didn't seem to belong in the same text.
Every day I have to live without you by my side, the longing in my heart gets a bit bigger. I can't stand this feeling any longer. I know I'm not good with lovey dovey things, so I wrote a poem for you to show you my innermost thoughts about you:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Every time I see them,
I think about you.
Allen tried to imagine the samurai sitting at his desk writing that incredibly sappy poem, a feather pen in his hand instead of the sword that was often pointed at him and Lavi. Allen felt like either laughing or puking.
From the moment I saw you, when you were bravely fighting me because I was trying to chop you up, I knew that that we were meant to be. Did you know that your eyes are the colour of a falling star? One glance at them made me weak, which is the main reason I was unable to chop you up into little pieces the day we first met. You took my heart and breath away on that day.
I know I haven't been the best at showing my affections for you, and for that I am truly sorry. I know you probably don't feel the same about me. If that is the case, let's forget this ever happened. I won't force you to love me.
But please understand that I'd catch a grenade for ya, throw my head on a blade for ya. I'd jump in front of a train for ya, you know I'll do anything for ya. I'll even cut off my super long gay-looking hair for ya. But again I'd rather not.
Allen blinked in confusion. He didn't believe that for a second. Last time Lavi called the Asian's hair "gay", he ended up in the hospital ward. But…since Kanda was writing a love letter to Allen, didn't that mean he was admitting to his gayness? So that meant his hair was automatically gay too right?
I hope you can understand that my heart pounds faster when you are near. You're the first person ever since Alma Karma died that I felt like I had a connection to.
By the way, you're the second sexiest person I've ever met. The first being Lavi because he's cool and sexy like that. But it's okay, I love you more.
Please tell me if you and Lenalee are already an item. I'll understand. I promise not to drug her, then chop her to pieces with my super-sharp Mugen if that's the case. Although I think I should mention that she only shampoos her hair once and doesn't leave her conditioner in long enough, while I shampoo three times. My hair's also two inches longer than hers ever was. So if you're gonna judge us by our hair, I'm the best choice. Oh, and you should also keep Komui's sister-complex in mind, because if you ever make out with Lenalee you will probably suffer a painful torture at the hands of one of the Komurins. But if you really love Lenalee more than me, I won't mind. Really.
From, your secret admirer.
Hint: I enjoy threatening people with my very sharp samurai/ninja sword, I have creepishly long gay-looking hair that's always in a ponytail and I enjoying saying "che." Oh, and my name rhymes with Panda.
Allen stared at the sheet of paper blankly for a while before shaking his head in confusion. Just then, Lavi popped in.
"Hey Allen!"
Allen whipped around, "Did you write this?"
"Lemme see." Lavi snatched the letter out of his hands, feigning oblivion, "Whoa, damn! I knew Yuu had the hots for you!"
"No, seriously? He hates me! Prove that you didn't write this."
Lavi widened his eyes innocently, "I would never pull such a cruel prank like this. Besides, this is totally Yuu's writing."
"I thought Bookmen can easily forge people's writings." Allen crossed his arms.
"Nope, just 'cause I write a lot doesn't mean my writing's neat. And I hardly ever call you moyashi. Besides, if I wanted to prank you I would never write "Lavi is the sexiest person alive here", since that would make it way too obvious. Although that's true. But still. And lastly, I would never compare him with a panda. That's reserved for Bookman."
"So…you think Kanda really feels this way?" A faint, hopeful blush spread across Allen's cheeks.
"Of course! You should give him a reply. You'll make an adorable couple."
"I…don't know…"
But Allen pulled out a pen anyway and started his letter to Kanda.
Well, that's it for now. I added the convo between Allen and Lavi because even though Allen can be incredibly gullible in a cute way at times, he'll probably need some convincing before believing that Kanda loves him.
Tell me what you think! Reviews are awesome :D
~Frostyshadows~