AN: First off you are all probably wondering why I started this fic. Those who have seen the stories I usually review probably think Love Hina isn't the kind of thing I read or watch, and you're right. The story as to why I am writing this is long so I will put it in at the end.
ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
Legionnaire
It is a lovely summer's day around Hinata. The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming and a man is flying through the sky. Yes everything is as it should be in Hinata.
Let's go over to the man flying through the sky. Keitaro Urashima is a 22 year old man with dark hair, glasses and, at this moment and time, has a very pissed off look on his face.
In his mind he recalled why he was flying through the sky. His study partner and love interest Naru Narusagawa had walked in on him while he was getting changed. Naru had somehow in her head connected this with him being perverted.
So here he was. Flying through the sky courtesy of Naru Airlines (The fastest airline service in the world now only half price. Note: no return journeys.).
He started wondering what he did to deserve this. The answer: taking the job of manager at Hinata-sou, an all-girls dorm with some rather unusual tenants.
With a heavy thud, Keitaro landed in the middle of a road. After being run over by two cars and a truck he limped off to let his immortality heal his wounds. Though this time it was different. He had reached a conclusion. Be it his mind finally making a long awaited decision or the concussion the truck gave him he realized he could not stay at Hinata-sou.
He realized in his mind that when he had first arrived at Hinata-sou the girls treated him badly, Save Shinobu, and two years later nothing had changed except now the beatings were more frequent. The girls had quite openly grown on him though, and he knew that they liked him in some shape or form. But staying just for their happiness didn't seem like enough anymore. Even Todai didn't seem worth staying for anymore, after two years the beatings wore down his enthusiasm on getting in.
With this in mind he made his way back to Hinata-sou to plan how he was going to leave. He knew it would have to be inconspicuous as he did not want to have to face any of the girls and it would have to be to somewhere far away where they couldn't find him because he was certain they would.
He arrived back at Hinata-sou a few hours later. Everyone else had probably gone to see that film Kitsune was flashing tickets about.
Keitaro walked into the his room and cried out at the top of his voice "GOD HELP ME" and fell flat on his new couch, sitting on the remote that turned the TV on to a random channel.
It was an American channel about armies across the world. This particular episode was on the French Foreign Legion. Keitaro understood English having learnt it in his studies and heard the host say "The French Foreign Legion is made up of men from all around the world willing to fight for France. The Legion is the top choice for anyone in the world who wants to run away and leave their old life behind leaving no trace of where they have gone."
Keitaro's eyes lit up with inspiration.
As a famous British comedian once said "God is very quick these days"
AN: well that's it for now. Please review and remember this is my first piece of work.