HI EVERYONE ITS ME ANNA! ! ! ! Im superexited 2 join fanfiction cos Ive b33n readin Hivebent fanfic a lot bu its alweys bout thi major guys like Karkat n John n I wanna see sum luve 4 the intermision bu you dum fans ALWAYS SKIP THI INTERMISION N IT MAKES ME SO MAD! ! ! ! ! bu not all hopes lost cos Im now here an reddy 2 fixit w/ a BRAN NEW STORY! ! Remeber 2 reed n review! ! IM OUT 4NOW! ! !
PS JUS BE4 I GO! ! ! ! ! ! this is gonna b a prologe 4 thi story so all the importon settins are establishd! ! SERIOSLY THO IM OUT HERE GOS THI FANFIC! ! ! !
Spade Slick wos in Derse in his sellar doin paperwork. Life on Derse wos alweys borin sins thi guys wold neva letim gedda break sins these troll kids wear alweys ther doin their one advenures an in all tiems this wos a bad thin fo Spade so he dediced 2 start up thes jam n excape Derse.
Spade Stick locked over his moniters witch were kindaf portols like the 1s fro Portal 1 exept thei had window pains in fronna them so they were like relay strange hyperdimentshinal windos n honisely this sentince is gettin cunfusin an Imma confused by it so Illstop now. At any raet he saw his FAVORET TROLL NEPETA LEJION (an lol shes ma favoret two! ! !) n the Land of Littel Cubes n Tea (aka LOLCAT) doin moraile stuff w/ Equius. Spade reley disliked Eqiuis sins tha job of Equius was 2 punsh stuff out n theferore his advenures wear mush more exiting an Spade wos jaelous. He jus wanned 2 spent life ootside a Derse in thi reel Alterna bu thi reel Alterna wos destoryed by meteros n even if he did excape there it wold neeed rebuliding bu thats okay sins he is reel cool n can command his thogs to bild a sity.
His thogs wear three gangstas bi the names o Diamon Droog Club Doose n Heart Boxcors. Eechathem wos kinda likc the troll romonse quadrant thet thei wer named affer (an no the card soot sins Alterna & troll romonse caim firste! ! :P) Diemons wos all bout not love bu basicely love expect you lofe a persons mind, Club wos all bout mediatin an Harets wos all bout love wich was lick the rael love. Spade hemsilf wos sopposed to be all bout hate bu common he dosent hate everthin an aniethin. Thearefor he wos mocked bi his peers n that wos part o tha reason to excape this place.
An excape this plase he did thusly. Onse he rote partin words on a parkin ticket he crushed thru a windon an edned up on LOCLAT Onse he snashed Nepita n crashed back tu his offoce windon he broked anothar windon n thye both endid up on an asterod somewhear in is session. Tehn the Reckonin came n thi asterod wos propealed thru the Median an hit Skiai bu befour it cold do so it wos defelcted onto Alterna post-Vast Gloob so Neptia dident die. Onse they wear both on Alterna thee locked around to see a waistland whar thi troll sities wear (an Sollex livs in a troll sitty okay?) n thus they needid rebuildin bu there wos no won aroond so thei thot for a wheil. Nepita desised to drow trolls for her shippin wall so they cold be temporarely sitizens.
Firs Nepita drew Karkat sins she wonted hem to be hir matespret so bodly n sins thi drawin wos a non livin bein whotevar she sed wos troo. Tho she coldnt heelp bu lock at Spade hoo needid a matespert fro himself...
Well thassit for chaptir proluoge its no big deel sins its only setop bu pase will be picin up! Toon in fo more! ! BYE! !