Ash just got home from Unova, and the first thing that happened is a massive betrayal! "Ash, I think we all agree you should just give up" said Trip. "Every where you go, trouble ensues!" said May. I just started training, and I`m better than you!" said Max. "you're a waist of a trainer`s license" said Cilan. "Face it, You can`t win a single league"said Iris. "Brock, do you really feel this way too?" asked Ash. "Ash, I`ve traveled with you for the longest time, and I do agree" said Brock. "Ash, either quit now or DIE!" shouted dawn. "Screw you guys. I won't stop and you can't make me!" Ash said before running out with pikachu.
Arceus was watching the planet with the other legends, when an image of the traitors sending out their pokemon and telling them to attack Ash appeared in front of her. Seeing this enraged the legends so they telliported to pallet town to help Ash.
Ash was running hard when an attack hit him. unfortunately, the attack cut his chest causing him to bleed out! By the time the legends found him, he was almost dead. Just as the traitors were approaching him Arceus telliported him and the legends to the Hall of Origin.
several weeks passed, and ash quickly got better. over this time, he had also developed feelings towards Arceus. So one day, Ash was sitting in the garden daydreaming. Arceus had fallen in love with him ever since he saved her life, so she had decided to confess her love to him.
After walking up to ash, she began to tell him. "Ash? I have something to ask of you" she started. "Yes, arceus?" said Ash. "For some time now, I have been attracted to you. so I want to ask you to be my mate" asked Arceus. Ash was shocked. "Acreus, I love you too" answered Ash. But something occurred to him. "Arceus, how would this work? I`m a human, and your a Pokemon" said Ash. Arceus then placed a hoof on his head and stood back. Ash was surrounded by a bright light as he began to transform. When the light cleared, a shiny Arceus stood in his place. "Ash, you are now the same as me" said Arceus as Ash looked at his new body. Arceus then walked over to him and kissed him.
Arceus' lips met Ash's as their tongs touched. "Oh, Ash" moaned out Arceus as they kissed.
"Please Ash, I want you" she said. Ash positioned himself in front of her wet entrance and they moaned in pleasure as he thrust into her. Suddenly, he felt a barrier. He looked at Arceus as if he was asking for permission.
Arceus nodded and he tore her hymen. Arceus screamed for a bit but as Ash started moving in and out of her, the screams turned into moans. "I'm so close" she said. Not one second later, she came onto his member. This drove him over the edge and he pumped her full of cum. "That was amazing" said Ash as they fel asleep together.
Arceus decided that she would tell everyone about their relationship all at once, so she invited all the other legends to a get together at the hall. "So Arceus," asked palkia "why did you throw this little party?" "Hey, what did I miss?" Said Ash as he walked in.
"Arceus, who is this?" shouted Groudon. Seeing Ash, all the Pokemon except for Arceus began charging up their most powerful respective attacks. "Enough!" Shouted Arceus as she left in front of Ash. "Arceus, why are you defending this imposter?" asked Dialga. "Um dear, maby you should revert now" said Arceus to Ash. When they saw who the 'imposter' was, they began to dissipate their attacks. "Arceus, Care to give us an explination?" asked Lugia.
"So remember how a few weeks ago, we rescued Ash from his former friends? Well, ever since he saved me, I have had a crush on him. And as luck would have it, he felt the same way about me" said Arceus. "So because of the law prohibiting poképhila, she made me a Pokemon" added Ash. "Also, we are together now. That's why I threw this party, Palkia" said Arceus.
"This is weird" said Mewtwo. "Understatement of the century" said Lugia. Just then, a pelliper flew in with a letter. Ash opened the letter and read it.
Dear Ash,
There is a tournament being held in a few days and all the traitors will be there. You are invited to participate. PS- you tricky bastard, I had to jump through so many hoops to get this to you. This is your chance for revenge. Also, they have turned Barry and Drew on you.
Ash then looked at Arceus. "Dear, I think we should go and teach them a lesson" he said.
"Arceus, what if you get caught? There will be professors there and they are given Master Balls to catch hard to find Pokemon for reasearch" said Garatina.
"Well, they can't catch a Pokemon that's already been caught so…" Arceus said before summoning a pokeball and tapped the button. In a flash of red light, she was sucked , it shook once before a soft ping was herd. Ash then let her out. "Arceus, did you just catch yourself?" asked Mew. "I have a fear of Master Balls" said Arceus.
Over the next few days, ash and Arceus had been very busy packing their bags. Upon Arriving at the tournament grounds, Ash heard dome voices he really wished he never had to hear again. "Max wait up!" said May. "Come on guys!" Max said before running into Ash. Ash was wearing a cloak with a hood so they didn't recognize him. "Hey! Watch what your doing mister!" said Max. "Max, Whats wrong?" asked May. "this jerk just ran into me!" said Max. "Actually, your kid ran into me" said Ash as Arceus in her human form walked up. "Thats it! I challenge you to a battle!" said Max. "Challenge accepted" Ash said.
"This will be a 1 on 1 battle between Max and… what is your name?" said Cilan. "Beta" said Ash.
"battle start!" said Cilan. "Go, gallade!" shouted Max. "Pikachu" said Ash. "Fry it with Thunder" said Ash. "PIKA- CHUUUU!" shouted Pikachu as it shot a bolt of lightening at gallade. One look at gallade said it was over. "Pikachu wins!" said Cilan. Ash just walked away with Pikachu and Arceus.
"Ash" said arceus, "did you remember which hotel we`re staying at?" "Arceus, I may be dense at times, but do you really think I wouldn't remember which hotel we are staying at" Ash said as they were walking. "Honey, do you really want me to answer that?" replied Arceus.
"Hello, may I please see your pokedex" said the receptionist. Ash handed it over. "AS-" she started, but was cut off abruptly by Ash. "Pleas enter me as Beta" Ash said. The woman just nodded. "Ok Beta you have been entered into the tournament. Here is your pokedex and your room key for room 120. "We hope you enjoy your stay" said the lady.
As Ash and Arceus were walking down the hall, they heard the traitors, since they were in the next door suite. "Fuck! Why us?" moaned Ash when they heard them. "Ash, just forget about them" said Arceus as they entered their room.
"Hello, and welcome to the Tournament! The first round will begin shortly" said the announcer. "As we all know, this special tournament is held every 10 years. so competitors, do your best!"
Up in the stands, a certan group of problems were rushing to get to their seats.
"Hurry up, Max`s battle is about to start!" said May. "we`re moving as fast as we can!" answered Misty. And unfortunately for Brock, they sat him right next to Arceus. Now this might not be so bad, but Arceus was kept up all night because of Brock`s snoring was so damn loud. So when he was stupid enough to flirt with her, she didn`t hesitate the punch his balls into Kalos!
"Lets begin the first battle!" said the referee. "Max VS Beta! Begin!"
Your gonna pay for beating me yesterday! GO Gallade!" said Max. "This again? Pikachu, End this!" called Ash. "Not this time! Block it Gallade!" said Max. (I'm so sorry I must say it) Gallade used Protect. its super effective! "Pikachu, Break it with iron tail" countered Ash. the protect shattered when the iron tail hit and continued on to KO Gallade. "Max, Send out your next pokemon" said the referee. "Go Mightyena!" said Max. "Pikachu, Volt Tackle!" shouted Ash. "PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAAA-CHUUUUUUU!" it yelled before slamming Max`s pokemon into the wall. "DEAR ARCEUS!" screamed the referee. "Winner, Beta!"
As Ash was leaving, he was stopped by a fuming brown haired trainer.
"BETA!" yelled May when he and Arceus walked out. "WHAT WHERE YOU TRYING TO DO?" "Yeah! you almost killed my pokemon!" said Max. "Riddle me this; do you remember killing Ash Ketchum?" asked Ash. "what does that looser have to do with you almost KILLING Max`s pokemon?" asked Misty. "I am Ash`s brother, and in due time, YOU WILL ALL FACE ME! Now listen carefully, my mission here is to personally escort you strait to hell!" said Ash. Then, as he and Arceus began to walk away, Misty said something that REALLY pissed Ash off. He turned around, lifted Misty off the ground, and said "DO NOT EVER LET ME HEAR YOU SAY THAT AGAIN, LEST YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH!" Then he dropped her and he and Arceus walked away.
Later that day, Ash and Arceus went out to have dinner at a restraunt. "The Shiny Milotic? Ash, you really didn't have to do this" said Arceus as she read the sign. "Anything for you Arceus" said Ash. When they sat down, a waitress walked over and asked what they would like to order. "I`ll have the the deluxe premium vegetable platter" said Arceus. "and you sir?" the waitress asked Ash. "I`ll have the tomato and cabbage sandwich" Ash answered. After they ate and paid, the two left for the Hall of Origins.
After Ash and Arceus were asleep, the creation trio flew in with Garitina chasing the other two scared dragons. "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!" said Garatina as he flew after Dialga and Palkia. "DISTORTION WORLD NO!" said Palkia and Dialga. "What are they doing now!?" said Ash as he and Arceus woke up and walked out of their room. Just then, the creation trio came around the corner. Dialga and Palkia then ran behind him and Arceus. Garatina was about to fly after them but was caught in Psychic. " Garatina, why are you chasing Dialga and Palkia?" asked Ash. "And at this time of night!?" added Arceus. "Those two assfucks where fighting again. And every time they do that, it releases poisons into my dimension" said Garatina. "Dialga, Palkia, apologise to Garaitina. Garitina, quit terrorizing Palkia and Dialga" said Arceus. "Now go back to your own dimensions, and let us sleep!" said Ash. Then, he and Arceus walked back into their room and went to bed.
The next day, the stadium was filled with spectators hoping to see a really good fight.
Welcome back everyone! This match will be between Beta and Misty! Battle start!" shouted the referee. "GO! Gyarados!" said Misty. Pidgeot, I choose you! shouted Ash. "Give up Beta. Gyarados, Hydro Pump!" said Misty. Pidgeot, cut through with Brave Bird!" said Ash. Pidgeot then glowed blue then red as it sliced the Hydro Pump then knocking Garados back. "Get up and use Hyper Beam!" shouted Misty. "Pidgeot, dodge with Agility" said Ash. And son of a gun, it worked. "Pidgeot, Sky Attack into Wing Attack" called Ash. Then, it flew down and, well, Wing Attacked Garados. "Garados is unable to battle, Pidgeot wins" said the referee. "Misty send out your next pokemon." "referee, just let her send them all out. I have somewhere to Be!" said Ash. "O-ok, Misty Send out all of your pokemon!" said the referee. "Pidgeot, rapid fire Hyper Beam!" said Ash. "THE WINNER IS BETA!" screamed the referee.
Ash just ignored the cheers and left.
That night, ash and Arceus decided to retry sleeping in the Hall of Origins. Arceus and Ash were in bed but she had plans. "Ash, please, I need you" said Arceus. Ash got up and passionately began to kiss Arceus. When they broke the kiss, she rolled over so she was on top. Ash lined his Member up with her pussy and thrust into her. "Oh, Arceus. Your so tight!" moaned Ash. "Just…kiss me…Ash!" said Arceus. "Yes… YESSS!" she shouted as he pistoned in and out of her tight wet hole. "Arceus, I`m going to cum!" said ash. "Hearing this caused her to orgasm and she released onto Ash. That sent Ash over the edge and he came into her womb filling her with his thick, hot seed. After that, he pulled out of Arceus and they fell asleep together.
The next day was going to be a bit crazy. "Attention, trainers. This is a very important message" said the announcer.
"Due to time constraints, we will be pairing each participant up with another participant for the remainder of the tournament" In the Locker room, Ash and Arceus were talking with each other. "Well, looks like we`re partners Ash" said Arceus. "Wait, your in this tournament too?" Ash asked her. Well, Yes" she said. They were then called out to the field.
"This will be a double battle between Dawn and Brock VS Beta and Alpha! Battle begin!" called the referee. "Trainers send out your pokemon!" As Brock and Dawn sent out Piplup and Geodude, Ash and Arceus walked onto their side of the field. "What do you think your doing!?" shouted the referee. "Wait. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?" he said as Ash and Arceus began to glow. When the light stopped, there were two arceus standing on the field! "Hey traitors, remember me? said Ash. "N-N-NO!" shouted Dawn and Brock together. "Well, let me reintroduce myself. I am Ash Ketchum" he said. "And I am Arceus" said the other arceus. "And don't even think of trying to catch either of us because I have both human DNA in addition to pokemon DNA! And she is already caught, so poke balls won't work on either of us!" Ash said to everyone in the stadium.
"OK then… that was weird. Battle start!" said the referee. "Piplup, bubblebeam!" said Dawn. "Geodude, Rockslide!" shouted Brock. The attacks just got absorbed as Ash and Arceus just stood there. "HA! don't you two remember, our life plates can defend us against all pokemon attacks!" said Ash. This caused the traitors to Facepalm, leaving pink handprints on their faces. "JUDGEMENT!" shouted Ash and Arceus together before firing two grass type Judgements at the traitors pokemon. when they hit, they one hit KOd both pokemon! "THE WINNERS ARE ASH AND ARCEUS!" the referee said. They then returned to their human forms and walked out.
the only problem was that just one arceus will get you swarmed by the media. So two people becoming arceuses then proceeding to battle first hand at a tournament will triple the attention you get. when Ash and Arceus exited the building, they of course got assaulted by reporters. When they swarmed them, they just looked at each other and telliported away from them.
The next day were the tournament finals. everyone and their moms were watching the battles. "This is it, folks. The final battle of the tournament!" the announcer said. "May and Drew VS Ash and Arceus!" said the referee "ENTER TRAINERS!" "Ash, you will fail today!" shouted May. "Battle Start!" shouted the referee. "Blazekin/Sceptile!" shouted May and Drew. "Use Burning Leaf Storm!" they shouted as Sceptile launched a massive Leaf Storm while Blazekin set it on fire! "Protect" shouted Ash and Arceus. "DUAL HYPER BEAM!" they yelled before combining two immense Hyper Beams. "Sceptile/Blazekin, use Dual Solar Beam!" said May and Drew. The two combo moves met at the center before the Hyper Beam started driving back the Solar Beam causing an explosion when the moves hit. "ASH AND ARCEUS WIN IT ALL! IN POSABLY THE CLOSEST BATTLE EVER, THEY WON AND RECIEVE A PURE DIAMOND TROPHY" said the announcer.
After the award ceremony, there was a big party for all those who participated. Due to her lack of contact with humans, Arceus decided to walk around the back halls. Of corse, Ash went with and Arceus were walking around when they over heard two shockingly familiar voices coming from a room. "Professor Oak, our plan to use Ash`s friends to ruin him failed!" said Giovani into a radio. "Did you use the Hypno`s Hypnosis, Giovani?" asked Professor Oak. "Well, not on all of them. just Misty, Iris, May, Barry, Drew, Trip, and Cilan" replied Giovani. "So they were forced to betray you!" said Arceus. "We need to help them!" said Ash
After going around and sedating all the other traitors, Ash and Arceus telliported them selves and the sleeping abductees into Mewtwo`s room."Mewtwo? Did you finish getting rid of the effects of Hypnosis?" Ash asked. "Yes" said Mewtwo. "So when will they wake up?" asked Arceus. "3-2-1-and now!" said Mewtwo. "Ow, What the hell was I doing? Also where the heck are we?" asked May. "Mewtwo, can you untie them please" Ash said. "Sure Ash" he said.
"OK, so here`s what happened. Apparently, Professor Oak and Giovani went and brainwashed you into betraying me and trying to kill me. I got saved by the legendary pokemon and have been living in the Hall of Origins. There was a tournament, which I won during which I proceeded to beat the shit out of your pokemon. I am in love with Arceus, then became one. Now since it isn`t safe to live on Earth, you are going to be living with us up here" said Ash. "Does that explain everything?"
"Only you would deal with this shit, Ash" said Barry. "I`m just glad we didn't faint after hearing this." said May. Just then, Brock walked in with Max and Dawn. "Ash, why are they here?" questioned Brock. "It turns out Professor Oak teamed up with Giovani, then brainwashed them and thats why they threatened you" Arceus said. "Also, a few legends wanted to see you" Ash said. "Hey Max!" said Jirachi flying in. "Mama!" said Manaphy going over to May. "Nice to see you, Brock" said Uxie flying to him. "Well looks like things worked out in the end" said Ash to Arceus.