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SNAPE WOULDN'T SAY
Part 1
Its lunch, Snape comes running through the Great Hall yelling.
Snape: OH MY GOD SHUT UP EVERY BODY! QUICK YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE THIS!!!!!
Dumbledore: "What is it Severus, is Voldemort attacking?!?!?"
Snape: "NO!!! ITS WAY BETTER, OPRAH IS ON AND SHE IS HAVING JOHNNY DEPP ON THE SHOW TODAY!!! EVERYBODY FOLLOW ME, I HAVE A HIGH DEFFINITION BIG SCREEN IN MY DUNGEONS, AN HE IS SOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!
Every female in the room runs after Snape, and even some guys, including Malfoy.