Disclaimer:
Keirin-chan: I do not own Kingdom Hearts…nor Roxas, Axel, Sora, or Riku! –cries-
Roxas: Thank god…
Sora: That's mean Roxas…
Roxas: She's insane, so it's okay…
Riku: On with the story.
TIED!
"Get me OUT of this, Axel, NOW!"
Roxas stood against a tree, tied tightly against its rough bark surface. Finally, after a couple more minutes of struggling, he gave up and instead settled to glaring daggers at his "partner".
"Sorry, Rox. Not until you confess your undying love for me!"
"Well, guess we'll be here forever then dammit!"
Axel smirked and leaned against the opposite tree.
"Roxas Roxas Roxas…just give it up! We both know you love me…well at least like me!"
Roxas growled as he kicked at nothing. Axel made sure to tie him up high enough on the tree so that he couldn't touch the ground. So now, he could see eye to eye with Axel instead of having to look up.
Bastard only did it to poke fun of my height! DAMN HIM!
"It shouldn't have taken this long though…we've been here for five minutes now…"
"UNTIE ME!"
"Bitch please, it took me forever to plan this, plus the added extra planning to get you knocked out so I could tie you! Do you know how much thinking that takes?"
"Do you know how much it's going to hurt once I'm free?"
"Oh come on, Roxy! It's not that hard to say! 'I love you Axel, be with me forever!' That's all! Got it memorized?"
"NO I DON'T!"
Axel pushed himself off the tree and approached the blonde…a sly smile spreading across his thin lips.
"You know you want to say it…you've wanted to say it for months…"
"I'M NOT GAY!"
"I didn't say you were…You're Bi!"
"SHUT UP!"
Axel's face dropped as he crossed his arms.
"Fine then…I'll just sit here until you say it!"
And so, for the next few hours, Roxas shouted a colorful line of words while giving death glares as Axel took a nap!
"YOU MORON! DON'T IGNORE ME! UNTIE ME!"
"Zzzzzzzzzzz"
Roxas let out a huff. This is going nowhere….WAIT I could summon my keyblades! Why didn't I think of it before…
A spark of light came as Oblivion and Oathkeeper appeared in each arm. Yet, within a moment, Roxas lost hope…there was just a small problem…
"I CANT MOVE MY ARMS! ARGH!"
Roxas uselessly pounded his keyblades into the trunk before dropping them. They both disappeared as Axel woke up.
"Ready to confess yet, love?"
"NEVER!"
"Very well." Axel closed his eyes again while the blonde screamed.
"DON'T YOU DARE FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN, RED HEAD!"
"Hmm…" Axel got up from his place and strode over to Roxas.
"I guess I can have a little fun with you…"
Roxas made a choked gasp as Axel placed a quick kiss on his cheek.
"First you tie me up against my will, and now you're going to rape me?!"
"That blush on your face tells me you enjoy it!"
"DOES NOT! IM JUST…getting a temperature!"
"Not surprised then, I'm pretty damn hot." Axel bit his earlobe teasingly.
"Just a sentence…a few small words…and you could be free…" Axel's hand brushed against the end of his shirt, slowly sneaking its way under.
"Axel….."
"It won't hurt you to say it…" This time, Axel crashed his lips onto Roxas's own, there lips molding together perfectly.
At first, Roxas was unresponsive…until that hand rubbed against his stomach.
Damn…..
Axel smiled into the kiss, and pulled away quickly, leaving Roxas flushed.
"Is that a pout I see?"
Roxas narrowed his ocean blue eyes at Axel before lowering his head to stare at the ground.
It was silent until…
"Untie me…"
Axel smacked his forehead.
"You have to admit—"
"I LOVE YOU OKAY? NOW UNTIE ME!"
Axel's apple green eyes lit up as he beamed.
"SERIOUSLY, ROXY-POO? Say it again!!"
"NO! I said it once, now untie me!"
"Oh no fun…I got it on record anyway, see?"
Out of nowhere, Axel whipped out a Roxas plushie. He pushed in its stomach.
'I LOVE YOU OKAY? NOW UNTIE ME!'
He giggled like a school girl while Roxas sulked.
"That's pathetic."
"That's what I call KINKY!"
"UNTIE ME ALREADY!"
Axel stuffed the plushie back into his organization cloak before running over. Quickly, Axel unknotted the rope and looked up.
"See, that wasn't so baaa-AAAAAGH!"
Both organization members fell to the forest ground with a thump. Axel groaned as he reopened his eyes. Roxas was straddling him…
"Roxas I-Mmph.." He was silenced by a pair of small pink lips to his own.
He placed his arms around Roxas, bringing the blonde closer to him while exploring his mouth…
"MMMm Roxas…."
"WAKE UP!"
SPLASH!
Axel sprung up, eyes wide and darting around…
"What…" He spotted Roxas holding an empty bucket by his bedside blinking at him.
"Yeah you we're murmuring odd things so I decided to wake you up. Now, hurry we'll be late for school at this rate!"
Axel blinked again, looking around the room…he was in his bedroom…his roommate Roxas was exiting the room…and he was soaked with…water…
"Then that all was a dream……ROXAS THAT'S NOT FAIR!" The red head whined as he sniffled. He got out of bed, chasing after the blonde who was standing in the hall giving him an odd look.
"Why'd you wake me up! WHY?!"
"..uhm…Yeah, I'm going to go pick up Namine so see ya at school…when you get your head straightened." Roxas picked up his backpack and went out the door, leaving Axel to pout in his black boxers.
"Love you too…damn, why does he have a girlfriend when he has me? Not fair…stupid dreams…"
Axel hung his head as he walked back to his bedroom mumbling something about having too much sea salt ice cream before bed. Meanwhile, off in the apartment next door to theirs...
"Riku come on, cut it out!"
Sora pulled on his shoes as he ducked away from the other teen, who was currently whacking him in the head with...a pillow key blade?
"I am more powerful than any jedi!"
"Goodbye!" SLAM!
"..." Riku pouted as he tossed the plush behind him and follow Sora out the door.
End of Chapter ONE!
Keirin-chan: u.u oh my it sucks...
Sora: You only got started! You can't say anything yet!
Roxas: Yeah it sucked.
Axel: I think it was great!...just…the ending…why'd you do that to me! –pouts-
Keirin-chan: It had to happen…
Riku: I feel bad for Namine, she didn't get any screenshot.
Namine: I was mentioned...
Kairi: BUT I WASN'T!
Axel: That's because you're a bitch...
Kairi: -gasps-
Sora: AXEL!
Axel: Not my problem...
Keirin-chan: Okay then...well that was chapter one! Yay, i'm glad that i am getting the kingdom hearts stuff out of my system! I've been dying to make an AkuRoku story for months! ...and in that process lost all ability to update that naruto fanfic...
Naruto: YEAH YOU'RE KEEPING EVERYONE HANGING!
Keirin-chan: GO AWAY!
Tohru: Yeah, and what about that Fruits Basket one you haven't finished for…is this the third year?
Keirin-chan: NOoOOOo! The creative flow is lost for those! Leave me alone!
Sora: O.o hope that doesn't happen here...well, hope you enjoyed the first chapter!
Axel: Review if you think I'm hot!
Roxas: You're a moron.
Axel: ROXAS! You're so cruel!
Roxas: Yeah well, you're an idiot.
Axel: Oh you know you love me…in more than one ways…-wriggles eyebrows-
Roxas: O.o uh….maybe in another story…
Axel: Yatta!
Namine: Uhm…well the end of this then? Please Review! Thank you!