I got this idea when reading one on the Final Fanatsy 9 fics.
This is a tribute to an author that made me laugh like hell.
Dr.Light:
A genius with a IQ over 200:$1.00
Building robots that can possibly destroy the universe:$(Infiniti)
Being a fat lard and all the food that lost their poor poor lives:Yet Again $(Infiniti)
Looks a hella like George Lucas:Priceless
When things just can't get any funnier theres Robot Masters
Megaman:
A weapon of mass destruction:$100,000,000,000,000,000,000
Humanoid Structure:After the slaughter of hobos $0
A blaster capable of killing millions:$1,000,000,000
A face like an angel:Priceless
When things just can't get any funnier theres Robot Masters
Dr.Light:(again)
A beard that looks like Santa Claus:(After extentive surgery)$100,000
Originally called Dr.Right:After gorvernment harrassment $1,000,000(to Capcom)
Fat as Jabba the Hut:Might be relatives?
Trusted Dr.Wily with weapons of Mass Destruction:Priceless
When things just can't get any meaningless theres Robot Masters
Protoman:
Proto type robot:$10.00 and 4 beers
Yellow scarf:$1000(designer brand)
Small appearance in the Oringinal Megaman:$999,999,999,999,999
Looking so cool its ridiculus:Priceless
When things just can't get any stupider theres Robot Masters
Roll:
1 Metal Dress:$200
Cooking Skills Equal to All Iron Chefs:OMFG
No fighting skills except in Marvel Vs. Capcom 2:WTF?
Watching her unleash her Girlish Wraith in Marvel Vs. Capcom 2:Priceless
When things just can't get any more WTF theres Robot Masters
Bass:
A Dark Robot:$19.99,a stolen plan,and a Coke
A Robot Wolf:$5.99,getting drunk,robot parts,and a dead Rush
Having a dumb name when it could of been Forte:Many,many years of crying
Saying he can defeat Megaman:Priceless
When things just can't get any weirder theres Robot Masters
Dr Wily:
Evil College:$10.00
Evil Master Mind:$0.01(they're everywher these days)
Reprogramming Robot Masters:Beer,Beer,and more
Beer
Many years of trying to kill Megaman:Priceless yet repeatitive
When things just can't get any more repeatitive theres Robot Masters
Rush:
A Robot Dog:$99.99 plus shipping and handling
Robot Dog food:Junkyard
Vet Checkup:$0
A Spring coming out your back:Priceless
When things just can't get any technical theres Robot Masters
Please R/R