"Pansy, what in the name of Salazar are you doing?"
"Amusing myself."
"By altering our school uniforms?"
"Mhhmmm…never liked them that much."
"The skirt has to be at least four inches shorter than it was when we were in school. And they're purple."
"What? Do you not like purple?"
"I was perfectly fine with green."
"Ah well, green means envy and people should envy us not we envy them. It all makes perfect sense, Draco."
"Pansy love, have you ever seen a purple snake?"
"Well….no…. But, still, plenty of purple pansies out there."
"Oh yes, and you have contributed so much to the Slytherin house that they would want to change the entire Slytherin color scheme for you."
"Draco, I can pick up on your sarcasm. Do you enjoy tormenting me?"
"About as much as you do me."
"That's nice to know. Grindelwald forbid you let me exercise my creative side. Don't roll your eyes at me!"
"Since when do you have a creative side?"
"Since you finished off the whipped cream can."
"You know I would love to let you be as creative as you want. A-Are you sure there's no more whipped cream left?"
"Positive. Draco, don't look at me like that I'm not the one who polished it off. There! They're done, what do you think?"
"Lovely, Pansy, but don't you think it is a bit much to have the robes trimmed in peacock feathers?"