Chapter2
Befor i new it i was in a special submarin going too a place called bikini bottum. The bus driver was pretty cool he had a hat that was too small. "hahah your fuckin hat is fuckin small bro" i told him he laughed and said "yeah i know haha its fuckin small as all hell. im the bus driver please sit yo fine ass down" and so i sat down and looked out the window like they do in dramatic movies. did you kno vampires dont even need to breathe? thats why i can survive underwater. also my dad knows how two shrink peopl so i was the size of the fish and my uncle and the prep ass whale but hold on im not there yet.
i noticed a sad looking man on the other side of the bus, his earbuds blasting loud enuf so i culd hear. he was listening to Breaking Benjamin. "wow i like this song." i said but he was not listening. "wow youre hardcore" i said
"huh" he said his sweet voice tasting of cotton candy and spicy like cinnamon.
"fuck... your so hot... i mean uh hey" i said
"what ever" he said and turned his music up
I tapped on his large head and squished his really long nose
"what" he asked
"whats youre name? I'm Gothica Shadow Night Lilly Samson Wentz-Ross"
"Squidward." He said cooly, the light in his eyes absent and a frown upon his perfectly sculpted jaw.
"Wow hi your beautiful" i said slyly with grace
"yep." he said and put his ear buds back in. i just stared at him until the bus stopped at the lame ass resturaunt my ucle owns. Called the Krusty Krab. Fuckin lame i kno.
To my suprise Squidward stood up for the same stop. He looked at me with pain in his beautiful eyes.
(the end for now?)