Chapter number 1: the author

Hi everyone, my name is Ensa Fairy Riddle, I am 16 years old and I am going to tell a story that is as real as the tip of my tits. It's about a very famous character that almost everyone knows to be ruthless. In reality it is not so. He is really nice. The character in question is my grandfather, Tom Marvolo Riddle. Do you recognize that name? Perfect! So we can now begin.

But before we continue... Let me tell you something more about me:

I am Ensa Fairy Riddle: one more dreamer, indisputable Queen of metaphorical witchcraft, inhabitant of the land of words, bearer of the writing sword, assassin in battle against inconsistent verbiage, champion of the imagination cloud, liege of literature, writer of what I like, reader of what has lyrics and advocate for the injustices.