Quick Notes: For those of you who've played the game Chrono Trigger, you would know what I'm attempting; for those who haven't even heard of it, Chrono Trigger is a game released in 1995 for the SNES (Super Nintendo Entertainment System) and is about six/seven/eight people from different points in time that work together to save the future, which was destroyed by an alien parasite named Lavos. Also note that in the game, the present is in 1000 A.D.
Long story short, I'm parodying Naruto, Chrono Trigger, and a parody of Chrono Trigger called Chrono Trigger: Unglued.
One last thing: the Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto as it is owned by Masashi Kishimoto; and Chrono Trigger is owned by Square Enix.
Without further ado, Chrono Trigger: Naruto Style!
Konoha
Tuesday, April 6
1000 AD
8:00 a.m.
"Sasuke! … Wake up Sasuke!"
"…"
"Come on, sleepyhead! Get up!"
In a small bedroom, a woman, Mikoto Uchiha, was trying to shake a sleeping 18-year old teenager awake who's named Sasuke; he had slept in his clothes that night.
"…Sasuke. If you don't get up your gonna miss the fair…"
This time, he responded, altough relunctantly. He liked to have his sleep… and tomatoes…
Sasuke: "…Hn"
Sasuke's Mom: sighs "Tsunade's Bell makes such beautiful music!
You were so excited you didn't forget about the Millennial Fair you couldn't sleep,could you?"
Sasuke: Actually…
Yesterday evening…
faint singing Ahh Gonzalez/Gato/whatever! I am strong! Beat me up and earn 15 silver points!
Sasuke: "Where the hell is that infernal singing coming from!"
BOOM
Sasuke: looks out window O.
"OMFG!! WTF HAPPENED TO VILLAGE MOUNTAIN!!" echoes
Sasuke: insert twitch"uhh… never mind."
Sasuke's Mom??? "Ok, but you need to get up now, your already late."
"Hn. Why would I be late, the fair isnt that important"
"I said YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE!!!"she screeched with a demonic tone (A/N: I dunno how she acts so yeah…)
"….Hn"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"Yes mother o.o" (A/N: I know very OOC but its still funny xD)
"Great! then come downstairs in 5 min." chirped a bipolar Mikoto.
"…"
a few min later…
Sasuke's Mom: "Oh! Sasuke-kun! um don't you have to meet you're friend 'whats-her-face'?"
Sasuke sweatdropped
"Wtf mom…her name is Tenten…how could you forget…"
"That's right, now I remember! Well anyways, if you still don't remember why you need to go to the fair, it's because she wanted you to go see her invention.", she said in a very sing-songy voice.
"Hn… ok"
N. Konoha
8: 30 a.m.
"So… a thousand years since the kingdom's founding huh?
"Hn…Hey who are you?"
"Um...Im you"
"What the? How? …Hn"
"Always with the Hn hmm? Would it hurt you to be more social? Why do you think that you don't have any friends?"
"Hn...that doesn't answer my question!"
"Um its quite simple actually! Im just your inner"
"Inner?"
"Yesh! Inner! Everyone has an inner at some point in their life… except Naruto he has the Kyuubi"
Sasuke mentally twitched from hearing this. It's not that he didn't believe his inner, its just that he didn't expect to be going crazy so soon.
"No you're not crazy…"
"…" Another twitch
"Anyways back other more important things…like your allowance!!"
"What about it?"
"What do you mean 'What about it'? It sux!!"
"Hn?"
"… YOU ONLY HAVE 20 GOLD!!!"
"Hn?"
"Dude I bet you that your Mom could've given you a lot more than just 20 gold"
"Hn…"
"I knew you'd agree with me soo—OMG THE VILLAGE MOUNTAIN DID VAPORIZE INTO NOTHINGNESS O.o"
And so Sasuke freaked out upon the absence of the Village Mountain and ran—er quickly but cooly walked to ground zero, just north of Konoha Square.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
And so thus begins my unoriginal story of six/seven time travelers! R & R, I don't care.
Next time: "Marle" joins the group!