written by my friend who said i could publish it, no credit to me personally
So here's the situation: it's 2006 and MCR is touring and they feel good about it
one day they wake up on the tour. bus and tone of them walks outside to do a smoke. and they're is a baby on the step of the big bus step
They pick up the baby
"guys I GOIN a baby"
who is speaking en
it's Ray. Ray the softest
when he fuck me good I take his ass to red lobster is one of the wbest lines ever written
Ray says here the baby
Gerard says oh my god it's a. any
Frank says fuck a baby
Mikey says nothing G because he's Mikey? I feel like a trash bag
I want Togo to sleep
they're like looking at the baby and marveling over how cute it is. "ok ladies now let's get in formation" whispers Gerard. "I need soda" says the baby" SODA FOR THE BOY"
holy shit
says Frank
the baby just said a word
not just a word, many words, says Gerard
I feel like I'm writing a fucking sbahj comic I hade myself and want to die
ASODA FORTHE BOY says the baby. that voice sounds familiar says Ray
it's Drake says Mikey
Drake?
yes drake the rapper and singer. he had some releases in 2006 right? Canadian
the baby does indeed sound exactly like drake and here's they thing: tfhey have this baby that demands soda in the whiny Canadian voice of drake (Aubrey graham) a
so what are they going to do about it? stay the fuck tuned my dudes