Welcome! Have fun! I'm writing a list on how to annoy Kratos. Any suggestions?
Kristen closed her eyes and fell asleep. Silly dreams of annoying people danced through her head.
Then, all was silent. She stood in darkness, and a voice echoed around her."It is as you desire, wish girl. Make your list, and do not worry about harm. Who do you wish to see?"
"Wish Girl? I'm Kiri, thanks."
Kiri thought hard. This voice seemed to be saying that she could meet a character in order to make a list of ways to annoy them, and also that she need not worry about being hurt. So, who did she want to annoy?
One thought popped into her head.
"I want to annoy Kratos."
"Kratos Aurion?"
"That's the one."
"It is as you desire. Be ready. Be careful. Do not worry, I will watch over you. You shall return when you are finished."
"Alright."
"He is staying in Meltokio for a week with the Chosen's group. You will be there when you wake. Open your eyes, Wish-Child, go forth and annoy!"
Oddly enough, Kristen was able to obey. She opened her eyes to see that she was not in her bed, but one in an inn in Meltokio.
She was dressed in comfortable, stretchy clothing. It was all black. A backpack lay next to her. She opened it to see a shield, a pen and her journal. A note was on the shield. 'With this shield on your back, you will come to no harm.'
The label on her notebook said, '30 ways to annoy Kratos Aurion'.
She gave a wicked grin. Now the fun could start. But where should she begin? At the beginning, of corse. Good old number one.
Kratos Aurion, beware!