Behind the Lightsaber
What we all know they are thinking...
Note-These are NOT real quotes and of course the rights to star wars do NOT belong to me. This story/thingy is meant for humorus perpose*sp only!
"What does I really do in Star Wars? I mean, I'm not getting much action! In episode 1, I got, if I'm lucky, 10 lines and a lightsaber battle.
Whoop-de-fu**ing-do." -Obi-Wan
"Me. Well I'm mostly a self-centered brat, who gets lovin for no reason and winds up with a whiny little boy and a self-centerd girl.She takes on after me by the way *wink*-Anakin
"I have no need for the cane. I just think it makes me look cool. Plus the girls are attracted to me if ya know what i mean" *wink wink* -Yoda
"What i really wanted was some cookies. My whole life was really spent looking for cookies. Not helping the republic. Just cookies!!! I'm only doing this Godda** interview because they said i could have some.." -Obi- Wan
"I really can't see where i'm going. When i bump into things it really hurts. Plus i never really can tell if i kill the right person. I just kill someone bring the body back and hope its the right one!" -Boba Fett
"I am so gay." - C3P0
"reep-beep weeoo weoo meep weep eoo eoo." Translates to:You wouldn't believe how gay C3P0 is! -R2D2
"The dirty little slave scum cheated. I actually beat him up backstage. The script actually called for me to win but being the self-centered brat he is he cheated and won. George actually liked it and fired me. I couldn't believe it!" - Sebulba
"People watch the show and don't relize how paintful it is to do these things. Like when i chopped Darth Maul in half, no one relized how long it took to rebuild him. And the costs! At least 6 months of therapy and that is just mental! Then you have the operations,and physical therapy,medicines, and pain killers. Just for that one your looking at about I'd say oh $500,000." -Obi-Wan
"It hurt so much! I couldn't believe it when i was cut in half. The script didn't call ofr that. I was supposed to have gotten away and been the bad guy in Episode II. Then again i wasn't supposed to have killed Qui-Gon either. But I went to his burning/ cremation thing! And i only had the top half of my body there to! Do you know how hard it is to see in a wheel chair?" Darth Maul
I know its not very funny but i had nothing to do. I'm half asleep and i'm bored. What do you expect. Anyway please Review. Thanx!
What we all know they are thinking...
Note-These are NOT real quotes and of course the rights to star wars do NOT belong to me. This story/thingy is meant for humorus perpose*sp only!
"What does I really do in Star Wars? I mean, I'm not getting much action! In episode 1, I got, if I'm lucky, 10 lines and a lightsaber battle.
Whoop-de-fu**ing-do." -Obi-Wan
"Me. Well I'm mostly a self-centered brat, who gets lovin for no reason and winds up with a whiny little boy and a self-centerd girl.She takes on after me by the way *wink*-Anakin
"I have no need for the cane. I just think it makes me look cool. Plus the girls are attracted to me if ya know what i mean" *wink wink* -Yoda
"What i really wanted was some cookies. My whole life was really spent looking for cookies. Not helping the republic. Just cookies!!! I'm only doing this Godda** interview because they said i could have some.." -Obi- Wan
"I really can't see where i'm going. When i bump into things it really hurts. Plus i never really can tell if i kill the right person. I just kill someone bring the body back and hope its the right one!" -Boba Fett
"I am so gay." - C3P0
"reep-beep weeoo weoo meep weep eoo eoo." Translates to:You wouldn't believe how gay C3P0 is! -R2D2
"The dirty little slave scum cheated. I actually beat him up backstage. The script actually called for me to win but being the self-centered brat he is he cheated and won. George actually liked it and fired me. I couldn't believe it!" - Sebulba
"People watch the show and don't relize how paintful it is to do these things. Like when i chopped Darth Maul in half, no one relized how long it took to rebuild him. And the costs! At least 6 months of therapy and that is just mental! Then you have the operations,and physical therapy,medicines, and pain killers. Just for that one your looking at about I'd say oh $500,000." -Obi-Wan
"It hurt so much! I couldn't believe it when i was cut in half. The script didn't call ofr that. I was supposed to have gotten away and been the bad guy in Episode II. Then again i wasn't supposed to have killed Qui-Gon either. But I went to his burning/ cremation thing! And i only had the top half of my body there to! Do you know how hard it is to see in a wheel chair?" Darth Maul
I know its not very funny but i had nothing to do. I'm half asleep and i'm bored. What do you expect. Anyway please Review. Thanx!