AK: I'm not gonna work on my other story cause that chapter I was working on got deleted. MY MOUSE SUCKS! IT HAS A BUTTON ON IT THAT WHEN YOU PRESS IT, IT GOES TO THAT PAGE BEFORE IT! IT PISSES ME OFF! And I didn't save it. On with my story, I don't own Naruto.
1) Take his teddy bear away
2) Burn his teddy bear
3) Show him really weird fanart pics of himself
4) Show him SasuGaa fanart
5) Show him NaruGaa fanart
6) Show him anybody paried up with him fanart
7) Lock him in a room with Sasuke and tell them to get along
8) Feed him cookies until het gets fat
9) Throw him in a pit full of his fangirls
10) Show him the manga part when Deidara kills him
11) Smack him in the face for no aparent reason
12) Kiss him
13) Tell Naruto to come over and show him a Sexy No Justu version of himself
14) Flip him off and yell, 'Your a horrible Kazekage'
15) Bring Deidara over to his house
AK: Eh, what do you expect, I'm pissed off right now too! Reveiw please!