Mister, I'm a girl.

Author's Note: Really hope you'd like this story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran High and I don't know Daniel Radcliff either.

Chapter 1: Haruhi is not a girl?

Everyone has problems. It's normal to have crushes but not to the shadow king. If I didn't know better, I'd think he was a robot. But no, no robot looked that good, with or without a shirt on. And to think that only Daniel Radcliff ever looked good with glasses. I was sadly mistaken.

Admit it; Kyouya Ootori was way too warm for my form. But he probably digs the rich, sophisticated, and well………. girls with the Miss Japan kind of face. The kind whose lineage is more famous than cable. Sadly, a lot of those can be found in this school.

'Haruhi-kun, I'm so heartbroken… sob sob'

'uh…… why?'

'Kyouya-senpai has a girlfriend!!!'

'what? Who?'

For once in my life, I sound like a giggling teenager eager for juicy gossip.

'A girl named Miyi-san. I hear she used to be a model and her family's so rich!!'

'your time with Haruhi is over.' Kyouya appeared out of nowhere and the girl exited.

'Ne,Ne, I hear that there will be a new boy coming in.' Hunny said.

'my daughter, such boy should be banned from your line of vision for you might…(slight shudder) have a crush on him.' Tamaki said.

'Haruhi won't be influenced.' Kyouya said calmly checking on his clipboard.

'Why…' Hikaru started 'Not?' Kaouru finished for him.

'Because she's not a girl' Kyouya said without inflict whatsoever.

The only boy I like doesn't consider me a girl.

Ha-ha. Oh the irony.

Why? Why?

I stood up and walked to where Kyouya is, tilted my head and looked at him in the eye,

'I can act like a girly-girl if I want to.'

'Don't be dramatic, everyone thinks you're a boy.'

'Hey, hey we know! We'll go to our private beach resort where we won't be hosting and……..'

'We will design clothes for Haruhi and she will wear them for a week and if she wins, Kyouya will have to lessen her debt by a hundred!!'

'And if she lose, she'll be my personal assistant.' Kyouya said smiling almost a little bit too evilly.

'No, no, no, no! My dear daughter!! Don't make a bet with the low blood pressure demon lord!!' Tamaki said rousing from his fantasy.

'Fine, I agree!!'

I mean, how weird are the clothes I have to wear? They're only clothes, right? Wrong. So wrong.

The start of a hellish vacation.

'Of course, my girlfriend is coming with us.'

He really has a girlfriend? DAMN!!

Really, really hope you like it.. pls.pls. please. Review. It makes me happy!!!