This is a story for the happy couple Dashie and Link.
recap: Dashie broke up with Yoshi last year and started dating link because of how pretty he was dashie felt like he could never be good enough for Link. "Good luck!" said Dashie, as he got ready to race against Donkey's bitch ass. When the light hit green they took off! Going at incredible speeds, Dashie hit Link with a red shell and yelled "I'm so sorry Link!" Donkey who is always hating passed Dashie up putting him in sixth place. Link soon passed him up also but Princess Peach Bitch had her eye on Dashie and was ready with her bullet but not before yoshi hit her with his boomerang and was right next to Dashie