Disclaimer: I OWN INUYASHA AND NARUTO! *sees lawyers sharpening pitchfroks.* O-ON THE SECOND THOUGH, JUST PRETEND I SAID THOSE IDIOTIC IDEAS.

A/N: I`VE BEEN DREAMING ON MAKING DRABBLES OR ONE SHOTS FOR LIKE… FROEVER! SO HOPE THIS TURNS OUT GOOD!

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"P-pein i-it hurts." She whimpered.

"Shhh. It`s okay, it`ll be over soon." He answered patiently as she wriggled beneath him.

"D-don't stick it so suddenly!" She gasped.

"Calm down Kagome."

"Damn, now it`s bleeding." She whined.

"It will stop soon." With one more thrust, she wailed angrily.

"DAMN IT PEIN! WHY DO YOU INSIST ON HAVING ME PIERCED WHEN IT HURTS LIKE HELL! AND DO TAKE NOTE! IT`S ONLY IN THE EAR!"

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BWAHAHAHAHA! WHAT DID THAT DIRTY MINDS OF YOURS THINK? SORRY TO DISSAPOINT YOU MY LEMON LOVER READERS BUT I DON'T WRITE THAT WAY…

AND AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DON'T EVEN READ THAT WAY… LEMONS GAVE ME THE HEEBIE JEEBYZ.