Disclaimer: I really wouldn't be on here if I owned Naruto, so I don't.

Warning: Language, mature contents (ya know, like sex n complicated crap), yaoi, yuri, blood/violence, and may contain bad grammer/spelling and crappy plot, sigh what can I say, it's my first fanfic so enjoy

SasuNaru

KakaSaku

KakaIru

KakaAka (made up personTT)

And other pairings

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The sun is up; it's a new day...

Naruto woke up in his comfy comfy bed, his ass aching...Huh? Why dose my ass hurt so much? He yawned and stretched. He rubbed his eyes, blinked a few times...

"Oh shit! It's 8:50!"(Team meeting's at 9:00am)

The 16-year-old blonde hopped out of bed and slipped on his pants, and lost his balance (fell on his ass)... rubbing his ass in a daze, he crawed to his table trying to see if there's any left over ramen, and felt an apple and grabbed it. Chewing on the apple, Naruto went around the messed room looking for his shirt. And it was nowhere to be found. Eh? Where did it go? Thought Naruto, as his gaze fell on his table. There were eaten apples and an opened water bottle sitting there. Since when did I buy bottled water? And I never eat apples! Thought Naruto, where did these healthy foods come from?

Just then the sound of water came from the bathroom. Naruto panicked, what the fuck?! Who's in my house? And took out his kunai in alert. The footsteps are coming closer and closer to Naruto's bedroom, a shadow appeared at the door. "Who!"

It was Sasuke. Wearing Naruto's shirt.

"AH! What the hell, Sasuke! Why the fuck are you here?! Gimme back my shirt!" screamed the blonde boy as he pulled on Sasuke.

"Hey, it's you're fault my shirt's messed up, you ripped it so I'm borrowing yours today." Said Sasuke clamly.

Huh? "How did I rip your shirt? I don't remember..."

"Ha, maybe I fucked you a little too hard...heh, it was funny though how you were so horny that you couldn't wait till I take off my shirt myself..."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! Sasuke what the hell did you do?!! Y-you pervert! Don't kid like that!"

"Uh, I'm not kidding, baka. If you don't remember, I'll help you..."

Sasuke walked up to Naruto and kissed him softly on the lips. Naruto's eyes widened as the soft skin touched his lips, and how good it feels. He opened his mouth and let Sasuke's toung inside, and kissed back. Sasuke wrapped his hands around the smaller blonde's waist, while Naruto wrapped his around the other's neck. Naruto wanted this for a long time, ever since the chunnin exam, he had felt something for the pale, beautiful Uchiha boy. Now his dreams finally came true, he couldn't believe it's happening...

They broke the long, passionate kiss and Naruto smiled, and whispered: "Sasuke, I love you."

"I love you too, dobe." Answered Sasuke as he laid Naruto down onto the bed.

"Wait, Sasuke! We're gonna be late for the meeting!" Naruto protested.

"Kakashi is gonna be late anyways...now lets reenact what happened last night..." Sasuke smirked, and took off his shirt...

Meanwhile...

On a small bridge stood a cute pink haired girl in a red dress, yes you guessed right, Sakura. She had a very ugly look on her face.

sigh , "where are those people!"

Inner Sakura: "Damn those bitches!!! How dare they leave me here standing alone looking like an idiot?!" burns with rage

Back in Naruto's house...

"SASUKE!" moaned Naruto.

Sasuke collapsed on top of Naruto, both choking for air, breathing hard.

"now do you remember?" smirked Sasuke.

"You perv! I told you to be gentle!"breathed the blonde.

Sasuke got up and smacked Naruto's ass, "C'mon dobe, we have a meeting to go to."

"they're 40 minutes late!" sighed Sakura. "where are they?

Just then Sasuke and Naruto walked towards her.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Sasuke-kun! Over here!" Waved Sakura.

When the boys finally walked over, Sakura went all "Sasuke Sasuke, why didn't you come earlier? I missed you soooo much!"

Wait a second. "Sasuke-kun, why are you wearing Naruto's shirt?" asked Sakura.

"cuz I slept with him last night"

Both Naruto and Sakura's face went blue.

"S-sa...suke...-kun..." Sakura felt her knees became really weak, and everything went black.

"Ahh! Sakura-chan fainted! Sasuke, why did you tell her that? You know she's crazy about you!" Naruto panicked.

"Whatever, at least now the girls will stop bugging me..."

"Yo. Sorry a cute girl was bugging me about..." The sexy Kakashi sensei appeared on the roof of a little shop. "what happened to Sakura?"

"She uh, fainted, kinda." Said Naruto.

"okay... anyways I'll deal with it later. Now I signed you three up for Jounnin exam." Smiled Kakashi, or at least I think he is. "take these applications and go to the school the day after tomorrow to room 310 at 4:00pm. I'll take Sakura home." He took Sakura on his shoulders as he finished talking, and disappeared...

Naruto jumped up and cried with excitment. "Yes! Jounnin exam! Another step towards being the hokage! Hell ya!"

"Baka." Sasuke was very happy too, another step toward Itachi...

okie! 1st chapter done! Hehe watta ya think? Please review!

Next chapter: First test!