Alright, here's my first time posting on fanfiction, a collection of RWBY one shots. I've spoken English my entire life, but I've never been good at English class ("But Bobby, you speak English."). So be aware of that if you're into grammar, leave a review or PM me, maybe I'll improve my grammar skills. (Don't hold out too much hope though, it took me forever to grasp the importance of spelling homonyms correctly.)

Introductions aside, 'rules' that apply to these oneshots; I'mma try to keep characters in character, I'll probably be making up stuff for the moments in-between what we see on the show, I also hold myself to no update schedule but I do have two more ideas that I might roll into one for the next story already. This current chapter is short but length will vary. Everything here is K-T (Which means I'm rating this T, but almost all of it is gonna be K or K+. I'm friends with lots of little kids, I want them to be able to enjoy my work.)

Stay strong Fandom, We'll make it through the next 100 days together.

Setting: Volume 2, episode 10; between when the girls fall asleep during Ruby's watch and when Yang wakes up to take over watch. Cool.

Time passes and the campfire dies down between three young sleeping huntresses. Weiss feels a pressure against her in her sleep. She reaches her hand out to push the offender away; it is met by soft, fluffy fur. 'Zwei!' She squeals his name internally. She rubs her hand over the top of Zwei's head and he moves a little closer, pushing into it ever so slightly. Weiss tries to contain her excitement, people are sleeping after all. 'Darn cute, mangy, drooling mutt.' She smiled, almost unable to keep herself from saying it aloud. Zweis fur was longer than she remembered.. really long.

"Weiss, what in the dust are you doing?"

Blake. This was Blake, not Zwei. Not Zwei. Abandon mission! (Abort! Abort!) Weiss awkwardly removed her hand. ".. I thought you were Zwei.."

Blake gave a sleepy kind of sigh and murmured "At least your use of the word 'mutt' seems more appropriate now."

She had apparently failed at keeping herself from saying at least some of that aloud, "I really thought you were Zwei."

Blake propped herself up a bit and turned to look at Weiss, "I am not Zwei"

"I know that now!" Weiss shot defensively. The way Blake was sitting now, Weiss could make out her silhouette in the dim light.. However said light was also reflecting off of Blake's eyes, making them glow. It was more than a little unsettling and Weiss defaulted to her main mode of defense; Angry self-righteousness. "What are you doing without your bow anyway?"

There was suddenly a tension in the air and Weiss knew it was her fault, though her sleepy mind didn't know quite why, and Blake had already started talking, "Why? Are faunus feature-"

Weiss was quickly brought down from her righteous indignity, "I didn't mean it like that… I meant.. I thought you were Zwei because I felt fur under my hand, not ribbon."

The tension eased up, though the glow from Blakes eyes was still making Weiss uncomfortable. Blake finally answered the question, "We're sleeping while surrounded by Grimm, I didn't want to hinder one of my senses."

There was an awkward pause before Weiss spoke, "Look… On a scale from one to ten, how bad is accidentally petting your faunus teammates head while thinking they're the dog?"

Blake sighed and started shifting back to her sleeping mat, "it's a.." she paused as if to ponder the question, "moral grey area." Blake had meant it as more of a tease, but turning her head to see the troubled look on Weiss's face Blake added, "It was an accident Weiss, don't worry about it. Just go back to sleep."

"Just go back to sleep?"

"Yeah, sleep. Goodnight Weiss."