Me and My precious Family
(An introduction)
Preface
Even though I pondered too much on that matter,
I just can't understand why it has to be out of logical reasons.
It's very frustrating to look for the right answers,
But no one ever answered me the way I expected it to be.
How can you tell if it's true love or not?
I sighed in defeat.
Even Jasper, the Emotion Master,
Doesn't know the answer to that stupid question.
(A/N: don't worry even the author doesn't know.)
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Hi the name is Edward...Edward Cullen. I live outside the town of Forks Washington.
My father's name is Carlisle Cullen and he's a doctor of the said town.
He's the most understanding, caring, calm and loving father I ever know, even though we're not really related. I idolized him and loved him as my own my father.
And my mom's name is Esme Cullen; she's exactly the same as Carlisle. She tried to divide equally her time, affection, love, care, and so much more, among us. I wished she's my true mom and he's my true dad.
I have a brother and a sister. I would like to start with my brother, and he's name is Emmett. He's the strongest and the biggest among us. Most of the time, he's careless, selfless and passionate guy. He would really prefer to die just to save our family and he's such a nice brother and a true friend. He already got a wife, and her name is Rosalie Hale. Fuck! Why did my tongue tastes awfully wrong whenever I say her name? Anyway let's get going.
Rosalie...ugh! Let's get her a nickname...let's call her Bitchy. As you noticed, I really hate bitchy because she annoys the hell out of me. She even tried to seduce me and, that's not all, she's freaking-annoying, ego-centric old hag who only cares about her beauty and not to mention her brains which I doubted she has one.
Next is my sister and her name is Alice. She's incredibly graceful, has a high-pitched voice and the obvious she's the shortest amongst the family members. She's the joy bringer of the family, the one who has a big mouth, she always get what she wants, she terribly mischievous. But on the contrary, she's a wonderful person. Hey wait! There's something wrong with that line. We're not humans anymore! Scratch that last word.
Vampire, inside and out. She's a positive thinker, always knows how to act right under any circumstances, has a straight and sound mind when it comes to decision making. And maybe that's the reason why God endowed her a gift to foresee the future. And before I totally forgot, she's our manager. Yeah, you heard me right. You know why? She wants us to appear as a super-hot model. Anyway, it doesn't bug me and the others as well. She has a boyfriend and the name is Jasper Hale.
Don't be mistaken, we're not related through blood but we treat each other as family not a coven of vampires. Ro - Bitchy and Jasp weren't biologically brothers and sisters. Jasp is a nice guy and easy to get along with but we aren't that close.
As you can see, my family is one of a kind. We possess a deepest and darkest secret and that is we are bloody vampires. But we could manage to get along with humans especially me who, is very much available, exceedingly gorgeous, the most genius man in the town, superb rich kid, and all the girls dreamt for Mr. Perfect is already in me.
(A/N: show off!)
I'm only 17 years old in human time, but in reality, I'm already.... hmmm…I really don't know. I lost track on time.
(A/N: I got forks, knives, axes, and samurais here! -glaring evilly-)
Alright! Alright! Calm down! Geez so hot headed. I was just trying to make a joke! In vampire time, I'm already... (drums started to roll)…97 years old. Happy Ms. author?! You're already getting on my nerves.
(A/N: whatever looser!)
Damn you - ! Alright never mind! Sorry for the interruption my dear readers, but that's all about me and my precious family. See you on the next chap. Please post a review, I know you want to do that. I'm looking forward to it.
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A/N: Hey you don't have to steal my line!
Anyway, I hope you like the intro.
I'm looking forward for your reviews.
Thanks everyone.