Title: He Ate My Heart
Characters: Kurt Hummel, Dave Karofsky, Noah Puckerman, Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray, Brittany Pierce, Santana Lopez, Emma Pillsbury, Artie Abrams, Azimio Adams, Jesse St James, Blaine Andersons, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang, Will Schuester, Sue Sylvester, Carl the Dentist,
Rating: M
Summary: "Oh hell no! There is no way my boy Kurt is killing a bunch of zom-Kurt! Put that axe down!" New Directions and all the jocks are stuck in McKinley because of zombies coming at them from the other side.
Pairings: Karofsky/Kurt, Azimio/Mercedes, Jesse/Rachel, Artie/Brittany, Finn/Quinn, Blaine flirting with Karofsky, Jesse flirting with everyone,
Warnings! Zombie attacks, Homosexuality, Hints of Karofsky/Blaine,
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story.
A/N: I originally thought of this idea when I was thinking of watching Shaun of the Dead so it's kind of like a thought in a thought if that makes any sense. Unlike all my other stories this one isn't planned. So it's like those stories where you write it as you go along.
Enjoy! =)
Kurt walked towards his locker and chatted to Mercedes at the same time. It was after hours at the school so nearly everyone but the Glee club and some jocks were here. The halls were fairly silent apart from the clicking of Mercedes heels, his boots and their talking. If Kurt had to say anything about this moment it would be that this was one of the happier moments of his life.
"So I was thinking that maybe we could go and grab a bite to eat. Blaine suggested this really posh restaurant nearby that wasn't too fancy that it was expensive" Kurt smiled.
"Boy, you ain't gonna go all love sick on that prep boy again, are you?" Mercedes cocked out her hip and lifted one eyebrow.
"No, don't be silly. I've gotten over him and time has changed for me to realise that Blaine just…doesn't like me that way" Kurt sighed and his smile suddenly disappeared. "I might still have tiny little feelings there but reality can't be beaten, I guess" Kurt shrugged and closed his locker quietly staring off at nothing.
Mercedes looked at her best friend and cursed. That gel haired soloist was making her boy all glum and she didn't know what could be done. "Hey, come on now, we're going to have a great time to ourselves without no silly boys to bring you down" Mercedes grinned and felt happy when she saw Kurt smile back at her.
They strutted down the hall when they heard dripping noises from behind them. Thinking nothing of it they walked forward more. The dripping didn't stop and they were soon walking faster to get away from the sound. As they rounded the corner they stopped and listened out for anything. When hearing nothing they laughed breathily out of panic.
"Geeze, we're terrible, aren't we? Getting scared over nothing" Kurt joked and he got up from leaning on the lockers. Mercedes laughed and grabbed his arm walking with him towards the front entrance.
They got to the double doors and were greeted by the sight of gangly green rotten people who looked dead. Screaming out in terror they ran and ran towards any place possible that would lead them away from bad people.
Kurt could feel the adrenaline rushing through him and the heavy stomps of his boots clanging against the ground deafened on his ears. The sweat trickled down from his forehead and he gasped as the breath was sucked out the longer and faster he ran.
They ran and rushed into the choir room where they were met with the shocked faces of Mr Schuester, Brittany, Artie, Puck and Rachel.
"Guys…Dead…Crawling…flesh green" Mercedes gasped out. Kurt shook and pointed towards where they came from. Both Mercedes and Kurt were pale white and shaking as they darted their wide eyes around everywhere.
"Guys, what is the matter? You look like you've just seen a ghost" Mr Schuester joked. He faintly heard Mercedes mutter a 'Would have been better' and looked at Kurt for an answer.
"Z-zombies" Kurt shook and collapsed onto a nearby chair.
Mr Schuester walked towards the door looking at Kurt laughing. "Kurt, I'm pretty sure there are no zom-"Just as he said that he had opened the door and a bunch of zombies were making their way towards the choir room. "Okay, yep, there are zombies outside" Mr Schue looked back at the door and the zombies crawled along the window of the door smearing blood and green slime everywhere along with blue bits.
Everyone stared horrified and no-one dared to move until Brittany decided to speak up.
"So are they, like, looking for a virgin for us to sacrifice?"
Everyone turned to Brittany and Artie scratched his cheek in thought before shrugging.
"Hey, it could work. So girls" Artie turned towards Mercedes and Rachel. "Which one of you is going to sacrifice yourself to a bunch of flesh eating zombies?"
The girls turned towards the wheel chaired boy offended. "Uh, excuse me, why do us girls have to sacrifice, why not the boys?" Rachel asked.
"Well, traditionally it was girls who were the virgins being sacrificed" Artie shrugged.
"No, no-one is being given over to a bunch of walking dead people" Mr Schue all but yelled. "Listen guys, this will all blow over once the FBI get involved"
"So what, we just sit here doing nothing?" Puck demanded an answer. He was getting seriously pissed off.
"I'm not saying we sit and do nothing. I'm sure there's something that could occupy all of you guys time" Mr Schue smiled and grabbed some sheets of music. Just as everyone grumbled and were about to sing the door was thrown open. Everyone screamed and jumped back terrified, even Puck who decided hiding behind Artie's wheel chair would help save him.
"Figures, you pansies always sing even in dangerous situations" A familiar voice called out and everyone froze tensing up as the well-known bully, Karofsky, stepped forward with his buddy, Azimio.
"What the hell are you pieces of ass fat doing here?" Puck yelled out ready to attack but Mr Schue held him back.
"Saving your ass it would seem" Karofsky smirked.
Kurt stared off horrified as he stared at his torturer. Nothing in the world scared him more than knowing you're in the same room as the person who made it their mission to rid you out of the world. Stepping back he gasped as his back hit the piano. No-body noticed when he shakily reached for his green over the shoulder designer bag and rushed out of the room.
Kurt ran and ran. He didn't even know where he was supposed to go or where he could go but he did know that he didn't want anyone, especially Karofsky, seeing him crying like this. As he started to lose breath he stopped and slid down a locker nearest to him and wept. Nothing hurt more than this. Possibly his mother leaving him but other than that, this was the most incredible pain he's felt in ages and it's all because of one boy who couldn't handle the fact that Kurt was gay.
Wiping away his tears he reached into his bag and pulled out his compact mirror and exfoliating wipes to clean up his tear stained face. After he was done he got up shakily and walked slowly somewhere. His thoughts swam over why he couldn't just be left alone by his torturer. Everywhere he went Karofsky was there. It was amazing Kurt even had his patience left because right now the only thing keeping him sane was the rational little thought that he, Kurt Hummel, was going to rule over everyone in high school one day.
Out of nowhere a zombie came and gurgled walking towards him. Kurt stared horrified and screamed.
"Back off. I have moisturiser!" Kurt yelled. He looked even more through his bag for something more useful. He found a can of spray and yanked it out grinning evilly. His grin quickly disappeared as his bag and can of spray were hit right out of his hand just as quickly as he had got them out.
'Damn, these zombies are bad asses' Kurt thought as he narrowly dodged a fast approaching fist from a rotten limb.
Kurt tried to keep dodging but soon he missed one and got knocked to the floor. Soon another came at him. He stared at it with wide eyes as the leg came closer and closer…
A sudden gust of wind and movement and before Kurt knew it a fire hydrant held on by someone stopped the leg aimed at him.
"Are you an idiot! Were you seriously just going to just sit there while he attacks you?" Karofsky said through gritted teeth and the strain in his voice was evident that holding the zombie leg was more pressuring than it looked.
"Hey! I was doing fine until you showed up. I was dodging those zombies pretty well!" Kurt yelled extremely frustrated over being saved by the one person he needed saved from the most.
"Oh yeah, it showed well what with you sitting on your ass whilst a zombie leg came at your pretty face!" Karofsky yelled and threw the zombie's leg away. He ducked as a fist came towards him and he knocked off one of their heads and another he stabbed in the heart with the fire hydrant.
"Fancy, watch out!"
Kurt looked behind fast as lightning and held up his bag's long handle as it was his only protection. The zombie's teeth cut right through his handle and shred his handle to pieces. Kurt stared horrified as the pieces fell to the floor slowly.
"Hey, you piece of fleshy crap! That was designer!" Kurt yelled his face flushed.
Suddenly he was being hoisted onto a broad shoulder and was watching as the zombies behind him and Karofsky soon disappeared as they rounded the corner and kept running. A fire hydrant was shoved into his face.
"Here. If you see any zombies spray them or just hit them over their heads" Karofsky yelled as he slid under zombie's legs. Kurt yelled out loud as he was met with zombie crotch.
A bunch of stray zombies came at them and Kurt sprayed them covering them in the white foam. He grinned as they fell backwards trying to get it out of their eyes. Soon both he and Karofsky made it back to the choir room. Opening the door they were both pulled in roughly and fell to the floor. Getting up everyone rushed and hugged Kurt asking him whether he was alright.
"Kurt, don't you dare go running off like that again! Do you know how scared I was?" Mercedes rushed out as she pulled him into a hug.
"Sorry Cede's" Kurt mumbled.
"Guys, can we please get to the situation at hand?" Mr Schue yelled. Everyone nodded.
"Now all we know is we've got a bunch of zombies out there ready to attack us any chance they can get but what we've also got to consider is that there might be more of us waiting to be rescued. I suggest we all make our way out there together and hold a search party. Agreed?" Mr Schue clapped his hands together and everyone looked scared but they all nodded forcibly.
"Mr Schue, I think we might need weapons" Puck suggested.
"Excellent. Everyone find a suitable weapon to use"
They all looked around and saw barely anything but they all made use of what they had around them. Brittany had a tambourine, Artie had the biggest chair he could find strapped onto the front of him to use as battling ram, Mr Schue had the bat he had storage in the cupboard, Puck had a guitar, Mercedes had a hairdryer she could swing around, Karofsky had a hammer no-one knew he had stored in his backpack, Azimio had his own personal gun that shot out plastic balls, Rachel had her saxophone and Kurt had nothing.
"Kurt, you need something to defend yourself with" Rachel pointed out.
"Oh hell no! There is no way my boy Kurt is killing a bunch of zom-Kurt! Put that axe down!" Mercedes shouted.
Kurt looked up sheepishly at everyone. "Where on earth did you find that?" Mr Schue asked.
"It was in the storage cupboard you found your bat in. Why would you have these kinds of things in your storage cupboards?" Kurt asked.
Everyone looked at Mr Schue.
"Sue" He said and everyone hummed in response knowing what that meant.
They all stepped up to the door and glared. "All right everyone. Let's do this!" Rachel said determinedly.
"Yeah, let's kick some zombie asses!" Azimio yelled aggressively.
This was it. They were all ready. And yet somehow when they stepped out and walked cautiously around the school they couldn't help but fear for each other's lives.
A/N: Well, tell me what you think. Review :)
I wanted to take a break from my other Glee story. I will update All's fair in love andOh screw it! He's mine! In fact I'm currently working on the 12th chapter as we speak but I also had this idea that just had to be wrote down. Bye .x.