Muriel& Eustace are at farmer's market.. They're
looking at all of the food and gifts.
Muriel: Hello there! How much are those precious little eggs.
Farmer: One dollar a dozen miss.
Muriel hands him the money and purchases the eggs.
Famer: You have a good day now!
Muriel: Thank you
Eustace: What else are you going to buy Muriel? You already bought cabbage,onions,cashews,italian wedding soup,ginger snaps, pears,bananas, red licorice, and refried beans!
Muriel: We have to eat Eustace we are living things you know.
Eustace: Well, can you spare some food for the rest of the world? If you buy anymore the world's food supply will be completely gone, and so will be the rest of my money!
Muriel: Oh Eustace really! Stop being so unreal!
Eustace: You and what army women?
Muriel picks up a pumpkin pie and chucks it in Eustace's face,throws him into a shopping cart and pushes the cart really fast and it crashes into a watermeleon display.
Eustace: Thats it! I've had it with you! Your bossy commands! That stupid annoying dog! And that sitar you play at two in the morning everynight since I married you! I'm leavin'
Muriel: Thats crazy Eustace! Your not leaving! You could never do that!
Eustace: Give me one could reason why!
Muriel: You wouldn't have a breakfast made every morning.
Eustace: Try another reason.
Muriel: You wouldn't have a home.
Eustace: Try again!
Muriel: You wouldn't have money, after all I'm the one who works at the sewing mill twice a month!
Eustace pauses for about three minutes and then thinks up a responce.
Eustace: Yeah Muriel, you win! But I insist...NO MORE GROCERIES!
Muriel: If its that important to you I'll get them later.Oh I almost forgot something! Dogfood!
Eustace: I thought we had a deal!
Muriel: I can't let Courage starve Eustace!
Eustace: You buy that food, bye-bye Eustace.
Muriel: Stop being so selfish and self centered Eustace! Come back Eustace! Reality is calling you!
Eustace: Well if its calling I'm not answering and I'm not coming back neither.
Eustace storms out of the farmer's market and walks right through the exit door leaving an impression of his body.
Muriel: (sobbering/mad): Eustace! Come back! You can't be out in the world alone! Your to....to....
Muriel can't think of a word to finish her plead.Shirley approches Muriel in the market and taps her on the back and gives her a suggestion.
Shirley: .....stupid to live alone?
Muriel hates using mean words but is so upset she says one anyway.
Muriel: Yeah, your too stupid to live alone.
Muriel falls on her knees. Puts both hands on her forehead and sobs violently. Eustace walks back in the market.
Muriel: Have you decided to stay?
Eustace: Under one condition, get rid of the dog!
Muriel doesn't say anything because she loves Courage and Eustace very much and she could never pick between them.
Muriel: Eustace I don't know what to say.
Eustace: (irritated) Neither do I!
.Eustace slams the door and starts walking on a journey to find a new home.Muriel gets in the truck and drives home...alone.
Muriel: Hello there! How much are those precious little eggs.
Farmer: One dollar a dozen miss.
Muriel hands him the money and purchases the eggs.
Famer: You have a good day now!
Muriel: Thank you
Eustace: What else are you going to buy Muriel? You already bought cabbage,onions,cashews,italian wedding soup,ginger snaps, pears,bananas, red licorice, and refried beans!
Muriel: We have to eat Eustace we are living things you know.
Eustace: Well, can you spare some food for the rest of the world? If you buy anymore the world's food supply will be completely gone, and so will be the rest of my money!
Muriel: Oh Eustace really! Stop being so unreal!
Eustace: You and what army women?
Muriel picks up a pumpkin pie and chucks it in Eustace's face,throws him into a shopping cart and pushes the cart really fast and it crashes into a watermeleon display.
Eustace: Thats it! I've had it with you! Your bossy commands! That stupid annoying dog! And that sitar you play at two in the morning everynight since I married you! I'm leavin'
Muriel: Thats crazy Eustace! Your not leaving! You could never do that!
Eustace: Give me one could reason why!
Muriel: You wouldn't have a breakfast made every morning.
Eustace: Try another reason.
Muriel: You wouldn't have a home.
Eustace: Try again!
Muriel: You wouldn't have money, after all I'm the one who works at the sewing mill twice a month!
Eustace pauses for about three minutes and then thinks up a responce.
Eustace: Yeah Muriel, you win! But I insist...NO MORE GROCERIES!
Muriel: If its that important to you I'll get them later.Oh I almost forgot something! Dogfood!
Eustace: I thought we had a deal!
Muriel: I can't let Courage starve Eustace!
Eustace: You buy that food, bye-bye Eustace.
Muriel: Stop being so selfish and self centered Eustace! Come back Eustace! Reality is calling you!
Eustace: Well if its calling I'm not answering and I'm not coming back neither.
Eustace storms out of the farmer's market and walks right through the exit door leaving an impression of his body.
Muriel: (sobbering/mad): Eustace! Come back! You can't be out in the world alone! Your to....to....
Muriel can't think of a word to finish her plead.Shirley approches Muriel in the market and taps her on the back and gives her a suggestion.
Shirley: .....stupid to live alone?
Muriel hates using mean words but is so upset she says one anyway.
Muriel: Yeah, your too stupid to live alone.
Muriel falls on her knees. Puts both hands on her forehead and sobs violently. Eustace walks back in the market.
Muriel: Have you decided to stay?
Eustace: Under one condition, get rid of the dog!
Muriel doesn't say anything because she loves Courage and Eustace very much and she could never pick between them.
Muriel: Eustace I don't know what to say.
Eustace: (irritated) Neither do I!
.Eustace slams the door and starts walking on a journey to find a new home.Muriel gets in the truck and drives home...alone.