KEWL'S MAGIC ADVENTURE! :D
Kewl lived in Orre, Kewl was a slacker at poke school, but he always did well on a test. Kewl was kicked out of school for using his pokemon to help him with his science project. Kewl loved to go home and relax, play video games you name it! Until one day. Let's see what happened.
Kewl was up stairs and watching TV while he was clueless of the Acton happening down stairs. Give me the directions to the island and I shall spare you! *Bang bang* Kewl ran down stairs to see his lab buddies who were supposed to take care of him in his dad nad mom's absence were stabbed and shot repeatedly! "Hey kid, do you know what this is called?" the mysterious man with a pokemon chuckled "goodnight!" Just like that Kewl found himself at his grandpa's house in Red Scroll City. His grandpa explained it all to him. That he had to go to school. Kewl hated school he had never gone to school after the science project incident. He thought it would be hard to make friends again. The only friends he had at his new home was his pokemon he got from a friend who was coming to new stone city tomorrow. Kewl went to school with a glum face. When he got to school he bumped into a boy and a girl. "HEY! WATCH IT!"
"S-Sorry I'm new here I just moved here from the Orre" Kewl explained. "Another new kid?" she stammered. "Well I'm Phoebe and he's Joe" she said with a cheerful face. "Nice to meet you too I'm Kewl...Wait! Have you seen a new boy with a red hat?" Kewl exclaimed. "I'm sorry but no we haven't, but why did you move here? She questioned. "Well a man killed my Guardian with a pokemon that could change forms…" Kewl told with a tear. Joe looked at Phoebe and asked "who was he? What did he where?" "A white hat or something on his head I'm looking for revenge!"Kewl said worried then bravely. "That's the same man who killed my parents guess we have same murderer." Joe clenched. The bell rung and they hurried to class.
"So have you found your friend yet? Phoebe questioned "no" Kewl replied
"Hey I heard there is a new museum want to check it out? Kewl asked "we already did, but we will go with you again because we didn't get to see all of it yesterday." Joe said. *After school"
"WOW this stone is beautiful!" Kewl said "that's what we said!" Joe and Phoebe said together. "Alright let's try to rob again!"
"Oh no their back!" Joe said "hey it you two again with your little new friend how about a rematch again you missy!" "alright th-"Kewl interrupted Phoebe "wait let me do this!" Kewl got his a pokeball out. "Alright go…Charmeleon!" "What a weak choice… destroy! Muk" "Charmeleon use flame dash!" " that's not a real move! ya it is my friend and I created it when we were small it a strong physical fire type attack that always go first and 85% to.. Burn Muk." "Muk you worth less slime! Go Sharpedo!" *return Charmeleon* "Go Grotle! Quick use a leaf blade!" *grooooooTLEE!* "SHARPEDO TOO? FINE FOR MY FAVORITE… Drapion! *return* Now for the grand finale Jolteon use thunder assault!" "NOOO this kid is going on the black list like those two and the other kid retreat!" "Ya run come back when you got some skill!"
"Kewl… THAT WAS AWESOME I never knew you had good pokemon and those moves those were cool your friend must be good!" Phoebe exclaimed "ya He's better than me though, but I broke a lot of stuff hehe don't worry I'll do some magic for the damages Kirlia back in time heal!" "Young man you saved our museum please let us get a news crew to interview you!" "I'm sorry, but I have to decline, I would be grateful if you told me the nearest pokemon center is" "oh you can heal here!" "Oh that would be great if you heal my pokemon" "anything" *1 min later* "here you go!" "Thank you" "no thank you!" Kewl yawned "I'll take you to any restaurant my treat!" "This one" Phoebe said. "This food is….delicious! Waiter more food please!"
*slurp chomp slurp chomp slurp* "that was great waiter can I get some to go and ill pay my bill now!" "Ok sir here." "$10200 here and keep the change!" "But there is a thousand dollar change" "Ya I gave you a tip because the food is good here and I haven't ate like this in a while." "Thank you so much sir I'm am filled with joy! I'll let you bring out your pokemon here and eat for you and your friends! "Thanks Mr.! "Joe, Phoebe thank for going with me today you guys are the best!" "It was nothing except I want to battle you only one pokemon." Phoebe stated
"Sure I'll go easy one you!" Kewl laughed. both: Go Marshtomp!
Phoebe: Marshtomp use muddy water! Kewl: … Phoebe: not attacking? Fine my turn again use head butt! Kewl: now use mimic slam in other words muddy slam! Kewl: Now muddy punch!
Phoebe: no! Marshtomp both: return *ring ring!*
All: My p(star) da! "Ok grandpa, grandpa says I can sleep over at one of my new friend" Kewl said. "Me too!" Joe exclaimed both: Phoebe's house! Phoebe: what no! My brother and parents would think wrong. Both: too bad! Phoebe dad: so you guys are sleeping over? Both: yes sir dad: well if you do it here both: we don't plan to put a seed in your daughter sir she's just a good friend! Dad: Ok have fun Kids. *zzzzzzzzzzzzzz* ?: Hey pst new kid come out to the back yard!
Kewl tip toes to the backyard.
?: hi I'm Lesley I'm Phoebe's bro! Kewl: oh so you're the annoying little brat! Lesley: Your going down in a battle. Kewl: yah 3 battles in one day!
Lesley: Go Grovyle! Kewl: go Poilwhirl! Lesley: I would have gone with a fire type, but your loss Grovyle use leaf blade! Kewl: take the hit! Lesley: what's wrong with you? Kewl: now ice uppercut! Now when he lands on the ground go on top of him and use dynamic punch! Lesley: NOO grovyle! Kewl: you lose! Phoebe: Lesley you should have thought twice I learned that today by battling him! Kewl: when I was fighting my friend I made that mistake.
Joe: what is your friends name anyway? Kewl: oh his name is -! *all jaws drop except Kewl* all: He's the champion of all regions! No one knows his true name. ? : What are you children doing in the middle of the night go to bed or the kitchen or the tool shed or whatever hip. Phoebe: yes Mrs. Water noise! Kewl: run for h1n1 is stronger! All kids: ha run! *zzzzzzz* *kewl's mind*: damn never knew Phoebe snores so loud, Better catch some z's. *7:45am Kitchen table*. Dad: How are the eggs boys? All guest dudes: Tastiest eggs and bacon ever! both: how do you make it? Jinx you owe me a soda pop! No lemonade hahahahahaha! 9:15 am classroom social studies. Teacher: class I will a sign you partners for your next social assignment blah Joe and phoebe that is all! Kewl: but, Mrs. Parc what about me? I LOVE social! Teacher Parc: oh Kewl you're with a kid his name is -kewl yahoo! Buddy here I come were going to own this assignment. Teacher Parc: well I like your attitude, but when he comes you will only have ONE DAY to complete your assignment! Kewl: *faints* Kewl: Dream world.. Finally - hey -!-: sup Kewl: get here faster so we will get an A on social! I never failed social once and your not going to make me fail! -: ok see ya! *- vanishes* ? *echoes* "hey Kewl wake up robbers have the school captured! Kewl: No! Not the vacuum! Joe: cool it Ambar has the school captured we have to stop them! Kewl: why us we are just children. Phoebe: we'll give you a reason they have your hoard of candy you hide in this school! Kewl =[ I'm going to kill them now. Kewl: Where's my candy? Ambar grunt: what? I don't know what you're talking about and aren't you supposed to be captured like the rest? Kewl: not until you give me my candy! Ambar grunt: Go! Arbok squeeze him to death! Kewl: arg death is coming can't breathe. ?: Ryperior rock destroyer Kewl: yes air I can breathe thanks.
?:no problem, names Vintac just call me Vin, - sent me to help you and give you this back Kewl: is it true ill save you, go Ampharos. Ambar grunt: Ampharos is weak! Arbok squeeze it. Kewl: Ice beam to yourself. Ambar grunt: Damn he used the ice to stab arbok's tail! Kewl: run. *super awesome montage* Ambar admin: A Tiny CHILD? Come to fight me man those grunts must suck better demote them. Kewl: those losers? lets fight.
Ambar admin: Go leafeon. Kewl: Go Quagsire. Ambar admin: Razor leaf. Kewl: take two leaves. Ambar admin: why don't you dodge? Kewl: because I don't believe in dodging if the take the pain once they can withstand it the next and better the next time and on and on and on! Throw it back and use body slam. Ambar admin: counter with vine whip. The author would like to skip until cool stuff takes place. Ambar admin: my favorite pokemon Moltres!
Kewl: what? You captured it you fiend! I shall battle with my favorite Sealeo! - just gave me her back! Ambar admin: it's a she? Weak! Kewl: oh we have a sexist one I will show you! (*note* Kewl dislikes sexist people oh ya and que the super awesome music!) Kewl: use icicle slide and ice beam to those 3 trophy stands! Ambar admin: Flamethrower! Kewl: THAT'S not gonna do anything noob! Use body slam! Ambar admin: no moltres is like a pin ball being bumped around by those frozen trophy stands! (+100 combo+1000 super combo +10000 super special awesome combo +1000000000) Ambar Admin: your last pokemon is nothing! Moltres sky dive! Kewl: no my last pokemon! ?: Aerodactayl aero dive! Kewl: -? -: all day Kewl. -: return… Go Pichu. Ambar admin: A Pichu? We made a punk's Pikachu into a Pichu again. That loser's pokemon never saw it coming! Tiger: That my Pikachu you're talking about, who you Calling a loser I defeated your Moltres in one shot. Ambar admin: Whatever you win this time, but the next will be your last.
Ambar admin: Smoke bomb time!
Kewl :wait!
-:Kewl since I know I can trust you I'll tell you my real name.
Kewl:ok
Tiger:It's Tiger
Kewl: I know.
It was too late the Ambar team has left.
Pheobe:where am I?
?:finally awake man you sleep a lot now put these and get to work.
Pheobe: who am I?
?: uhh you are uh, Ambaria! That's your name!
Ambaria: oh ok.
?:welcome back home Ambar hideout!
Ambaria:...
?:I'm your squad leader, Lancor
Ambaria:...
Lancor: first breakfast after battle until lunch
Ambaria:...
Lancor: lead Ambaria Pheobe to the cafeiteria.
Lancor: Listen up grunts we have a new recurit,*voices* *new recuit? is it a guy or gal?*
Lancor:Her name is Ambaria, you will adress her as admin Ambaria.
Ambaria stared into the crowd with a blank look.
Lancor: now important things are said we feast!
Ambaria:...
30 minutes later
Lancor: alright Ambaria lets start with battle basics, go! Ninetails! The nine tailed fox shaped pokemon appeared.
Ambaria: go...Marshtomp... mud shot. The Mud fish shot out mud.
Lancor: good now no mercy Ninetails! Wil-o-wisp!
Ambaria:... water gun...
The hours past and soon it was time for bed.
Lancor: This is your room and these are your roomates Saltre,Kiddi,salse and Ambross. IF I HEAR GIGGLING OR ANY KIND OF NOISE YOU ARE GETTING PUNISHED! pleasant dreams?
*Ambaria dream* "Ouch! stop it!" a voice called." Your heart.. part of it is sealed" The voice saddened. "P...be come back with us. look in your bag and find a" The voice echoed. "find what?" she asked "Nothing arise!" A different voice yelled.
Ambaria stumbled down to the meeting hall.
Lancor: Our first mission of the day is to go to New Stone City and to liberate the jewels from the jewellery store for our purposes we attack at 11 p.m.
Meanwhile at New Stone City..
Lesely: Wahhh they stole my sister!
Kewl: Lesley there is no point crying about it we have to save her.
Tiger: The Hypno must have made her fall asleep. They may have brain washed her and are now probably using her for their evil deed we need to figure out what they would be after to anticipate their location of crime oh and where is Joe?
Kewl:training.
TV: come to the jewellery store today! we have a new blue,red,and green orb found in the deps of the ocean, deep in a volcano, and high in a moutain near the clouds. We were going to make it 873.99 ,but we lowered our price to 73.99 each come now while we still have them.
Tiger: they are going there I just know it we have to protect those orbs.
Kewl nodded in agreement. They quickly walked to the store.
? :Hello can I help you?
Tiger: Yes, we would like to buy all those orbs.
? : Ok that will be 3211.99 poke dollars.
Tiger: here we would like to apply for a one day only shift from now until tomorrow now.
? : Ok thank you so 5pm to 5pm tomorrow .If you need me at anytime I'll be in the back.
Kewl: we always do that when team rocket is around.
Tiger: I'll call Joe to come.
Tiger: Joe ya come to the jewellery store at 1245 avenue.
*Beep* *beep*
Tiger: Ok now que the montage music!
*feather in a storm plays*
Later that night
? : Anybody home?
? No one's here….
? Quit dilly-dallying and find those stones!
? Whatever….
Kewl: aha!
? Darn it!
? : What a nosecone…
Kewl: wait you're not Ambar
? : Ambar oh those mean those lunatics? We are.. Malefic star!
Malefic grunt 1: we are rivals with Ambar.
Malefic grunt 2: We are how you say different we are here to liberate those jewels and use their powers to stop Ambar defeat Raquaza and set both of them free!
Malefic admin: Now we would like to buy the orbs or prepare to fight!
Kewl: uh Ambar got away before we came.
Tiger: uh ya, but they left this one here take it whatever.
Malefic admin: That was too easy, but we'll take it here is $10,000,000.
Kewl: Thank you would you like a bag?
Tiger:*XD*
Malefic grunt: no thanks.
Tiger: do you have a gift card or a reward card?
Malefic grunt 2: no
Kewl: do you want to sign up for one? 50% of your next purchase!
Malefic admin: uh no thank.
Tiger: ok see ya have a great tomorrow.
Kewl: HAHAHA what maroons
Tiger: Those dumb heads are retarded.
Ambar grunt: Alright hands up!
Ambar grunt : … Marshtomp mud bomb
Tiger: That's Phoebe's Marshtomp!
TBC
I think this was a pretty long chapter.