Austin's Guide to Living with Chipmunks
Hey guys and gals, Munk it here today with my first fanfic. Today my OC, Austin, is making a guide on how to live with 8 Munks led by his annoying twin, Alvin. There will be 10 rules each chapter.
Disclaimer: I, sadly, do not own Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Rule no.1) Never touch Brittany's make up.
Austin: Jeanette learned her lesson from that experience.
Jeanette: I will never do that again!
Brittany: * walks behind her* You better not!
Rule no. 2) Austin always wins in an argument.
Brittany/ Alvin: No he doesn't!
Austin: Out of 35 arguments, you guys only won 3.
Alvin: But that doesn't mean you always win!
Austin: *facepalms* *sigh* Why do I live with you guys?
Rule no. 3) Rachel… Stop looking at Austin's tail
Austin: You what?
Rachel: No I don't!
Austin: The creator/author knows everything.
Rachel: *blushes* *runs away*
Austin: ...
Rule no. 4) When Dave cooks, make sure you blast him.
Dave: I'm making eggs and toaster waffles.
Austin: Munk no! Sandstorm blast!
Rule no.5) Due to my suckish writing, the author writes from now on.
M.I.: But this is your guide.
Austin: You know more than I do anyway.
M.I. : Ok I guess
Rule no. 6) Never interupt Alvin when he is playing Forza.
Rachel: He looked like he had rabies!
Austin: He kicked me in the acorns!
Alvin: I said I was sorry!
Austin: *glares* I will still have my revenge Seville!
Alvin: *shudders*
Rule no.7) Austin is an expert at vengance!
Brittany: Did you get back at him yet?
Austin: *smirks* 3...2...1...
Alvin: *screams*
Brittany: What did you do?!
Austin: I made all of his belongings have pink in them.
Rule no. 8) If you DON'T want to die, don't touch Jean's Harry Potter books
Rachel: It was just one chapter.
Jeanette: So?! It's MINE! Don't touch it!
Eleanor: Jean, you're overreacting.
Jeanette: All I'm saying is that you don't touch my book, ok? I don't want crumbles or anything.
Eleanor/ Rachel: Crumbles?
Rule no. 9) Nobody eat's Theodore's cookie, NO ONE!
Austin: Ok.
Rachel: I'm good with that.
Alvin: I won't, I promise.
Simon: Who would want to eat it?
Jeanette: No matter how delicous it would probably taste, I won't eat it.
Brittany: ...
Everybody(except Brittany): Brittany!
Rule no. 10) If you want to live another day, never, EVER say that Brittany and Austin could be a couple.
Austin: Let's just say we ripped off legs of the person who did.
Dang, 10 rules took me a whole hour. Meh, so what?
Answer these questions below.
1) Who is your favorite couple?
2) Did you make OCs? Would you like to add them to this story?
3) Do your OCs have superpowers? If so, what power?
Answer these questions, please. R&R This is Munk It, signing out.