Rain hammered the window while Prince crooned from the juke box.

"How many apocalypses has it been now?" Buffy asked.

"Must be at least nine," Angel confirmed, "and I helped –"

"Four times?"

"Five."

Iron Man prodded his shawarma. "Me and my friends have saved the world a lot. Once I nearly died."

"Hey, I died twice!" Buffy objected.

Dean indicated himself. "Hundreds of times. And I went to Hell."

"How many times?" Angel asked innocently.

"We saved the Galaxy!" Star-Lord boasted. "And we're gonna do it again!"

Dean frowned and quietly asked Sam, "explain the raccoon to me again."

A/N: also inspired by the DEW challenge "purple" for the SPN big pretzel community at Live Journal, Prince's explanation of his song, as quoted on Wikipedia, and with a nod toward HISHE's hero café on youtube.