Nix woke up. He grab a Pepsi can beside him. He drank it. He turned on the TV and starting watching. Rick and Morty. "Ah fuck dude. Gotta have something better to do." He said to himself. "Same fuckin' routine, watch this, drink this, listen to Eminem, it's not FUCKING JUNE MAN, ITS AUGUST! And I haven't done anything special. God, my summer break, almost over. FUCK! Should've done something better than that the entire time.
He got up and went to the bathroom and combed his blue dyed hair. "Ah shit. The dye is wearin' out" he said staring at the mirror. He heard the phone ring. He walked over to answer it. "This is Nix Jefferson, who is this, mcbachelochi?" Nix answered. "Shut...the fuck...up, and speak proper, bitch." Cartman replied. "Aw hell naw, what I tell yo fat ass about callin' me?" Nix replied angry.
"Well Mr. Smurf head, my mom said our parents decided to take us to the beach, but I bet your afraid your precious hair and headphones will get wet, so there." Cartman said, sarcastically. "Reaaaaaly?!" Nix said sarcastically. "When we goin'?" Nix asked."Uh dude, we told you like a billion times, but I bet yo dumbass was listening to your fucking headphones Mr. DJ. Anyway, you should be ready in 15 minutes." Cartman said. "15 MINUTES!?" Nix said. Oh shit, it's 12:00!" Nix realized he overslept.