The Zachary Barracks
Before you haterz say my story sucks just remember about five thousand Zachary's ranging from five through eighteen died for this story this fanfic includes Zachary's and clones of my custom made characters from dragon age origins Dagger (female Dalish Elves different hair color's ranging from ten through nineteen) and Newt's (Female casteless dwarf ranging from eleven to twenty) they also bravely gave their lives for this story the Barracks name is Heath Bar Barracks (yes the candy bar) and just revolves around three close friends a Dagger, A seven year old Zachary, and a five year old Zachary.
Dagger got out of her tent she was still tired since her two friends Zachary#467 and Zachary#813 who got their names since the number 467 and 813 could clearly be seen branded on their necks were parting to much since the Barracks had done another accomplished raid against the hated doll army (generic doll's from b movie's) Dagger herself killed a couple of doll's since she had a improved poison maker attribute a threw several fire bombs. Dagger was thankful that this "World" was on casual level she knew if this realm was on hard or Original Zachary forbid nightmare her careless aim could have killed her own allies. Dagger saw her friend Zachary#467 trying to haggle with a Zombie merchant Dagger sighed Zachary#467 was never a good haggler and she paid the zombie merchant " I could have bought it by myself" Zachary#467 protested. "Ya keep telling yourself that". Suddenly the alarm was raised and several Dalish elves, casteless dwarves, opposite sex clones ( yes I imagined a cuter opposite sex clones of myself J), and Zachary's began panicking running to get their weapons and armor. Soon the enemy showed Itself this time it wasn't dolls it was worse clowns many carrying chainsaws and crudely made swords and other assortment of weapons. Dagger pulled her Dagger of the Flames out of her pocket a blade that earned it's name. Dagger rushed to the aid of three Spazina's (Opposite sex clones who are generally hyper) trying to fight a clown carrying a chainsaw using their combined strength they easily overwhelmed the clown. Dagger looked to find her two friends Zachary#467 and Zachary#813 making quick work of dwarf clowns and a harlequin still she rushed to friends aid " Wait till I tell my friends about this battle" Zachary#467 said in a excited voice " We have to survive first kecker (f word)" Zachary#813 spat back. One dwarf clown tried to charge behind Zachary#467 an arrow hit the dwarf in the shoulder Zachary#467 realizing the dwarf clown behind him drove his long sword into the stomach of the dwarf clown. Dagger smiled " Saved your sorry hide didn't I" Dagger laughed. "I hate to break up this laughable experience but we have a battle to survive" Retorted Zachary#813 as he bashed his shield into the face of a clown breaking teeth in the process. Despite the ambush the clowns failed to determine the true size of the Barracks and many were easily overwhelmed soon the entire encampment shouted in cheer the day was their they were also fortunate to have only one-hundred wounded and none dead. "Hey war hero how you holding up" Dagger said to Zachary#813 who was holding his hand which a harlequin dug her blade in his small hand. Zachary#813 gave a cold look to his friends "You have my back my hide" Zachary#813 shouted he was mad until he saw his two friends give him hot chocolate and a huge bag of snickers. "You sometimes I really dislike you guys but you two are definitely best arggh" he winched as he held on to his wounded hand. Dagger and Zachary#467 laughed Zachary#813 gave then a look but then the trio began to laugh it was a good day.