RANDOM STORY!
The Hatstall
"Pikachu,Ichusu! Wait, Ichusu Pikachu?'
Someone gasped in the Great Hall Mcgonagal never made a stutter (A/N don't know how to spell her name).
Why hello
What is 'Mudblood' mean? Woah did you just talk?
No I am simply talking to you through telepathy and NEVER use the term 'Mudblood'
Is it a cuss word?
I guess a wizard equivilent to a cuss word, and never in my 500 years has known a muggle-born to not either scream, cry or at least get shocked more than you did.
I have always been weird. I changed my name to Ichusu when I was 9.
Pokemon addict
How do you know about Pokemon? You are a magical talking hat!
I have sorted Muggle-borns before
I choose you PIKACHU!
At this point people where whispering and wondering what was taking so long
So what house do you want to be in I always take the sorted's opinion into count.
What are the houses?
Didn't you hear my song?
No I was playing stix with someone (A/N Stix is a handgame)
Fine. *sigh* Gryffindor for the chivalrous and brave, Ravenclaw for the clever, Hufflepuff for the kind and caring, and Slytherin for the ambitious and sly.
Why does Ravenclaw only have one and 2. What does 'Chivalrous' mean?
Well that excludes Ravenclaw but you are observant and very brave and kind but not very ambitous… You choose Gryffindor or Hufflepuff.
Hufflepuff doesn't really seem to fit my so I guess Gryffindor…
RAVENCLAW!
WAIT! What?
I did say you are observant
But you can't speak so technicaly you think
At that point the hat was taken off his head
HAHA twist ending!