Rose: Hello, all! This story is from the "Give a Review, kill a Sue" foundation, which was not started by me. For every review you send, you will recieve a description of the Mary-Sue you helped put down.

Horo: This story should also not be taken seriously. HOW DO YOU TAKE A STORY SERIOUSLY? (has a fit)

Rose: (sweatdrops) Uh, yeah. Yoh, while Horo is having a fit, could you do the disclaimer?

Yoh: (yawns) Sure. Disclaimer: Rose-Sempai does not own Shaman King. She does, however, own a black and gold witch hat.

Horo: Where'd that thing go, anyway?

Rose: Probably somewhere in my closet of dark doom.

Horo and Yoh: (twitch and sweatdrop)

Rose: ON WITH LE FIC!

It was a normal day in Patch Village. Yoh and friends had just finished watching a random Shaman Fight, and now they were chilling in the shade. Suddenly, a bright beam of light appeared in the sky, and a figure started falling from the sky!

"Whoa!" gasped Horo, "It's a person!"

They all jumped to their feet and raced to the spot where the light had come from.

By the time they had reached the cliff, the X-Laws and Hao's group were already at the scene, all murmuring at the figure on the ground...

It was a girl. A girl with hair the color of spun gold, perfect rosy cheeks, and dainty manicured nails. Her outfit was pink and black and tight against her perfect, soft skin. Yoh approached her carefully. "Hello? Are you all right?"

The girl's eyes opened slowly to reveal a pair of dazzling dark purple eyes. Her perfect pink lips split in a sweet smile. "Hi Yoh!" She sat up. "My name is Tenshi Sazano Lila Autumn GlitterBlossom."

Even though Hao could read minds, he didn't need to in order to know that everyone was thinking the same thing he was: What kind of parents would be in their right mind to name this girl...that? Tenshi ignored everyone's looks. "My parents died when I was a baby, and they left me fifty bajillion spirits to control. While I roamed the world alone, I found that many people fell in love with me, but alas; I have been cursed with the kiss of death. Everyone who fell in love with me perished!" She whimpered, wiping a few tears away befor continuing. "I found a few people who were able to help me get into the tournament so that I could avenge my parents and-" She gasped and squealed before launching herself at Tao Ren, screaming "Tao-Tao!"

Ren twitched. "Tao-Tao...?"

Tenshi squeezed him and prattled on. "When I registered for the tournament, I met you, Ren Tao, and you told me that I was more beautiful than a lotus flower." She blushed and giggled.

Ren twitched again. "That never happened! Who the Hell are you?"

Tenshi ignored him. "We became separated by fate, but now we are together again! We will fall in love and start dating, and you make me your Shaman Queen, but then I am kidnapped by Hao out of jealousy."

Hao's eyes grew wide. 'There's no way...is she really...?'

"While I am with Hao, I start to fall in love with him also, but then I find out that he killed my parents. So now I hate him, but I love him too, and I still love Ren, but then the X-Laws kidnap me from being kidnapped, and I fall in love with Lyserg."

Lyserg let out a noise that was a mix between a cough and a choking sound. "Wh-what?"

"...but I still love Hao, but I hate him too, but I love Ren, and then you get in a big fight, and I jump in when everyone fires at the same time, and I get hit with all of your attacks at once, but because I'm so pure and beautiful, the Great Spirit revives me, and in the end, Yoh becomes Shaman King, and Ren and I get married, but I cheat on him with Lyserg, but I feel bad, so I throw myself in the ocean, and everyone is sad."

Ren pulled out his Kwan Dao. "That's never going to happen." He drew back his arm and thrust the weapon through Tenshi's stomach.

She giggled. "That tickles! Do it again!"

Ren looked down. His weapon...it had gone straight through her stomach, but there was no blood to speak of. He drew it out slowly, only to see that it was as clean as when he had first polished it. There was no mark on Tenshi's stomach whatsoever. It was like he hadn't even touched her.

'Like she's...immortal...' As this thought passed through Ren's mind, he flopped over in a dead faint, face-first into the dirt.

Yoh: ...This girl scares me.

Horo: I'm not scared!

Rose: Well, she can't get you. Remember: Reviews kill Sues! Make the world a better place!

Yoh: To find out who started the "Give a review, Kill a Sue" foundation, read the Naruto Fanfic "Chronicles of Princess Mary-Sue", which is about a Mary-Sue princess who is captured by the Akatsuki.

Horo: Rose-Sempai did not write that.

Rose: Also, I'm sticking Tenshi with you for a while.

Horo and Yoh: WHAAAAAT? (utter shock)

Rose: Yes, I'm THAT evil. Mwahahahaha!

Yoh: ...Your evil laugh is getting better.

Horo: Have you been hanging around with Hao lately?

Rose: (shifty eyes) Maaaaybeee...