Past Adventures

Kokyo: Hi there! This is my first fanfic, so forgive the totally un-original idea. As usual, Tsuna has somehow ended up getting pwnt by the 10 year bazooka. Read on to see what adventures he goes on this time!

Giotto: Please enjoy.

Kokyo: Gio can you do the Disclaimer please~?

Giotto: Lady Kokyo has never, and will never own Katekyo Hitman Reborn! If she did, I am quite sure that Tsunayoshi would be in a different position.

Kokyo: Yeah. Onwards to the lame storyness! :D


Every morning, there are usually loud things going on in the Sawada Residence. This morning was no exception. Bangs and yells could be heard from outside the small house. Occasionally a small gunshot sound echoed. But this is because of the people who happen to reside in the house, for they are very special people indeed.

Tsuna had finally finished getting ready for school, after being awakened by Reborn, with a hard kick, like usual. "Damn that Reborn… why does he have to kick me so hard?" Tsuna whined as he looked for a piece of toast to grab before he left. He completely ignored the yelling children running around the room, one in a cow printed suit, and another in a Japanese style suit, as it was normal for Lambo and I-Pin in the morning. Lambo had apparently taken I-Pin's doll, and was refusing to give it back. Reborn was sitting by Bianchi, ignoring them as well.

A loud knock and a "Juudaime!" let Tsuna know that his Storm Guardian had arrived. He opened the door, toast in hand. "Good morning Gokudera-kun!" he smiled and said. "Good morning Juudaime!" Gokudera said, returning the smile. Another pair of footsteps could be heard approaching. "'Morning Tsuna!" a tall boy said with a carefree smile, looking at Tsuna and Gokudera. "Baseball Idiot, why do you have to show up too?" Gokudera glared at the newcomer. "Good morning Yamamoto!" Tsuna said, smiling back at his Rain Guardian.

"I'm leaving!" Tsuna called back to his mom. "Have a good day Tsu-kun!" his mother called, busily humming and making seconds for whoever was still hungry. Lambo, still holding I-Pin's doll, ran outside, laughing loudly. "Hey, stupid cow, do you have to be so loud in the mornings?" Gokudera hissed at the kid. "Now now, Gokudera, he's only playing." Yamamoto said with his usual smile. Gokudera just glared. Tsuna looked down at Lambo with a frown. "Lambo, give the doll back" he said to the small kid. "Lambo doesn't want to!" Lambo looked up at Tsuna with a frown as well. He started running away, only to trip and hit his nose on the sidewalk. "Are you ok, Lambo?" Tsuna called, worried if he was alright. Yamamoto just chuckled while Gokudera glared. "Gotta… stay… calm…" Lambo tried to hold back his tears, as a bump started forming on his nose. "I can't!" he sobbed, pulling out the infamous 10 Year Bazooka.

"No, Lambo!" Tsuna yelled in a panic. Giannini had "worked on" the small purple cannon, and who knows what would happen if it fired? Someone could be sent to the past, or future, or anything! But being the no-good Tsuna he was, he tripped and fell towards Lambo. "Juudaime!" "Tsuna!" Yamamoto and Gokudera rushed forward, but too late. Tsuna knocked the purple cannon out of Lambo's hand, and instead of hitting the kid, it engulfed Tsuna in pink smoke with a small "poof". They all waited, not breathing as the smoke started to clear.


Kokyo: How was it? This is only the beginning… hehe…

Tsuna: The beginning?

Kokyo: Yes, the beginning… of your doom… *smiles sweetly*

Tsuna: Hiiiiieee! *runs away*

Giotto: Leave a review, please.

Kokyo: Come back, Tsuna~!