Willow Jade Flower: Hiya! Whether you know me or not, I'm a sort of beginner fanfiction writer. Now, as I've been touring Twilight, the good and bad, I've noticed good arguments, bad arguments, and realized that there are subtle things in Twilight neither fan nor hater noticed that may have strengthened their argument. I myself have read all four books, watched none of the movies save the amusing How Twilight Should Have Ended short. Thus, I am going to split myself into three; Willow, the wholehearted Twilight fan, Jade, the wholehearted Twilight hater, and Flower, the one scratching her head on which to be.
Jade: Yeah, we're going to argue in this screenplay format since all we're going to do is... talk.
Flower: If we get the chance we'll be able to interview a few of the Twilight characters!
Willow: Is that possible? *excited, delighted face*
Flower: It's a fanfiction and an AU. Any thing is possible from here on out, including spitting an author into three people.
Willow: *excited, delighted face*
Flower: Now the reason I am going to point out Twilight's flaws this a way is that since they are all aspects of me, I won't be going into the stereotypical I tlk lk dis, yer jist jelus, EDWARD4EVA! fan, because that's just not fair to those who do put up pretty good arguments.
Jade: Good, because text talk is just annoying. Are they trying to spell things wrong and look like idiots? I can hardly understand half of their posts!
Willow: Now, now, Jade, no insulting.
Flower: To give you a head's up, Jade will be the angsty, depressing, crabby, moody aspect of me. Why I chose her to do the hater, don't ask. Likewise, Willow's the energetic, easily excited, mania part of me that can go running through the room as if on double the expresso. Flower, moi, will be the peacemaker. Which reminds me... NO FIGHTING YOU TWO!
Jade: We haven't even started!
Flower: Anyhoo, that will be our simple introduction into our deeper looks into the novels.
Jade: Sappy, vampire romance novels that -
Flower: By the way, Jade?
Jade: I know I know, I hate cursing just as much as you do! I am you, remember?
Flower: ...
Willow: ...
Jade: ...
Flower: That's going to be hard to keep track of.
Willow Jade Flower: ANYWAY, that is the introduction on how we'll be doing things, and both fans and haters keep an eye out! Next chapter: the characters!