It All Started With a Kick Me Sign

Disclaimer- I don't own naruto TT-TT

Warning- Boy x Boy if you don't like then don't read, as well as the yaoi there will be slight violence. SasuNaru

Summary- Naruto visits Iruka-sensei only to be kicked out by Kakashi-sensei and decides to play a prank, the after effects get him in more trouble than he ever would have predicted.

I'm warning you now this is probably going to disappoint you, since I never really had the inspiration to write this in the first place and am only doing it cuz my friend asked me to. Okay pretended Orochimaru never came for Sasuke and that after being promoted to Jounin that Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto and Kakashi stayed on the same team. Naruto is now 16 and so are Sasuke and Sakura. Let the story begin!

Chapter One

Naruto sat innocently watching the sun go down after training hard all day, his first day off in a whole week mind you. Feeling the sweat drip down his neck his shivered as it raced down his spine. It's not like he's a 'relaxed' kind of person but this moment, yes just this moment was nice; feeling the soft breeze blow through his damp hair as the sun said its good-byes and sunk bellow his vision. Suddenly a flash of a certain raven haired teen flashed through his mind. "Ahhh! Why do I keep thinking about him?!" He yelled shaking his head from side to side hoping to shake away the image.

Sighing he got up and started heading home, jumping through the darkening forest Naruto wondered if he had any Ichiraku free ramen tickets left and picked up his pace at the thought. Reaching the edge of the forest Naruto just jumped onto the roof of a house and kept going, jumping from roof to roof. Just as he was about to turn to the left he spotted Sakura hanging out her window, and bounced onto her roof and hung himself over the edge.

"Evening Sakura." He greeted with his usual goofy smile.

"Hey Naruto, what did you do today?" She replied with a slightly bored and slightly curious tone.

"Trained."

"All day?"

"Yup, what about you?"

"Hmm, not much really. I tried to find Sasuke, but gave up after about ten minutes and went to the library. Came home and relaxed, so yea I had a relaxing day." She smiled looking up at Naruto.

"Well I suppose that's nice." He replied kind of upset that she went looking for Sasuke but at the same not exactly surprised. "Well I'm heading home now, cya Sakura" He said waving behind him as he continued home.

"Bye Naruto." She called watching the yellow and orange ball disappear in the distance.

On his way home Naruto decided to drop by Iruka-sensei's to ask him to take them out for ramen. Upon his arrival he knocked on the door and waited patiently for Iruka to open it. Patiently? Pfft yea right!

"Iruka-sensei! It's Naruto, come oonn open the doooorr!" He yelled out to his old teacher while pounding on the door. After waiting a few more seconds Naruto took off his backpack and grabbed out a piece of paper and a pen, if he wants to take so long then I'll just have to get him back he though mischievously. Just as he finished writing the door opened to reveal Kakashi, with his trade-mark orange book in hand. "Kakashi-sensei? Where's Iruka-sensei?." Naruto asked impatiently.

"Iruka, is trying to sleep. After just catching a cold, so could you kindly leave now Naruto-kun?" Kakashi asked already turning around and shutting the door. But he didn't notice when Naruto stuck the 'Kick Me' sign on his back rather than Iruka's. Huffing when the door closed he turned around and went home deciding to bug his current teacher in the morning.

The next day after going through his morning routine Naruto headed to the bridge to wait for Kakashi-sensei, smiling to himself the whole way when he thought about the sign on his teachers back. No matter if they were on equal ground Naruto just couldn't bring himself to call Kakashi his teammate and preferred to think of him as a teacher.

"Morning guys" he called out after walking onto the bridge and spotting both his team mates already there. Stupid Sasuke Naruto thought when he saw the raven haired boy leaning over the side of the bridge. Sakura waved from her position lying on the ground and Sasuke grunted, grinding his teeth Naruto walked to his usual waiting spot and sat down. Naruto leant back onto the railings and prepared himself to wait for Kakashi, which just means got comfy and shut his eyes.

Only a minute after doing this he heard the 'poof' that signalled his teacher's arrival. He's early today Naruto thought standing and opening his eyes and almost falling over the side of the bridge as he did so. "Shizune? What are you doing here?" Naruto asked. Shizune looked at all three jounin and smiled sheepishly.

"Well you see yesterday Kakashi came to see Lady Tsunade and well she got a bit carried away when she saw this 'kick me' sign on his back." She said rubbing the back of her head and jumping in surprise when Naruto yelled out 'YES' and jumped around victoriously. "Naruto what do you mean 'yes'?" Shizune asked having already figured out the answer but wanting it confirmed.

"Well yesterday I went to Iruka's house and waited for forever for him to open the door but he didn't, Kakashi did. And when he did he told me to go away so I stuck a kick me sign on his back, and it seems like Granny Tsunade got him good!" He exclaimed breaking out in a fit of laughter making Shizune sigh.

"In any case your mission is postponed for today and Naruto you had already been pin pointed as the culprit and as punishment you have to go look after Iruka for the day." She said.

Sakura jumps and smiles turning around and asks Sasuke if he wants to walk with her, he declines of course and walks off in the opposite direction with his hands in his pockets. Huffing Sakura does the same but turns left rather than right when she leaves the bridge.

Shizune had grabbed Naruto by the collar at this point and was already heading to Iruka's house, dragging Naruto behind her the whole way.

After a whole day of changing wet cloths and making soup for Iruka-sensei Naruto had felt pretty drained, considering he didn't do much, and had gone home and passed out straight away. Not even bothering to eat or shower.

Naruto woke several times that night to either kick his blanket of or pull it back up, needless to say the next day he felt like crap. Getting out of bed was incredibly hard, as the sun shone through his open window and onto his flushed face. Dragging his feet behind himself Naruto slowly made his way to the bathroom, showered, went to the toilet then leaving to his favourite training spot without eating breakfast. Walking through the sense forest he felt slightly cold but decided it was just because he had felt too hot when he got out of the shower and decided to leave his big orange and black jumper at home.

Picking a kunai out of his side pouch he shot it past several tree's and heard a loud thunk that signalled it hitting something, following after the kunai he saw it had hit the target he'd set up years ago right in the centre. Looking at the target brought back memories of his childhood, how people used to tease him and the ids not knowing why their parents hated him called him fat and what not, that was one of the reasons Naruto was so fit now I mean he even had a six pack.

Pulling out some shuriken he began his training in an extra regressive way in an attempt to block out the memories. The occasional black out an stabbing pain in his gut were the only things that slowed him down but he ignored them and kept training.

After about three hours Naruto decided to have a break and sat down on a branch and lent back on the tree, only to stand ad pull a kunai out from the target behind him when he heard a noise to his left. "Whose there?" he yelled trying to see past the blackness creeping into his vision.

"Relax it's just me dobe." Came the calm response, that had Naruto sighing in relief.

"Haha, had me worried for a second there, come to trainnn….."Naruto's words drifted off as his world went completely black and unlike the other black outs this one was for real and had his unconscious body falling backwards off the tree branch and towards the ground far, far below.

"NARUTO!" Sasuke called out jumping down to catch the unconscious blonde. "Oi Naruto, hey wake up." He said his voice slightly shaky as he tapped the blonde on the cheek. On closer inspection of the boy's face he noticed how pale Naruto looked and those slight bags under his eyes.

Standing up Sasuke ran to the hospital as fast as he could. "Today of all days Naruto.." he mumbled, today I was going to tell you how I feel. The sentence finished itself inside his head as he saw the hospital. "Hang in the we're almost there." He whispered to the blonde in his arms, Naruto was the only person who had ever been able to crack his calm exterior and as a result had force more and more people to realise who Sasuke really was inside and made him make more friends, real friends.

You better be okay dobe.

So how am I doing, I mean I'm jus building of the idea my friend had but yea. Hope you like it so far.

P.S I'm going to post some non-yaoi stories soon too, cuz I rekon people are starting to think that's all I write about. Haha anywayz review ne?