Kakashi and the other Male sensei's decide that it's time the males of the Konoha 12 are educated in the subtle ways of Man Law. The Man Laws are from the Facebook group of the same name. undecided pairings. Slight AU in parts.
Man Law 1
1. No wasted sake in the name of humor.
1A) Have fun but be honorable, respect women, only a real man can achieve this.
"Ne, ne, Kakashi-sensei? Why have you called us to the training grounds this late in the day? And why are all the other teams here?" said Naruto bouncing around as usual.
"Kakashi-sensei, why are there only males here?" said Sasuke.
"Mm, that's a good question, Sasuke. Do you remember in the last half of the Academy year, where all the girls were taken aside for a few hours a week while the boys did extra weapons?" by now, all the others had made their way over to Kakashi to hear this explanation.
"Yes, but what has that got to do with it?" said Sasuke, tapping his foot.
"Well, this is similar. It's something that only men learn, and it's something of a rite of passage, especially for young shinobi." Kakashi now had everyone's interest.
"It has nothing to do with the shinobi arts, but is something that all men learn regardless." Kakashi began to move over to a tree, where Asuma was lugging a crate onto the training field.
"What you will learn here are the most sacred Man Laws." Said Kakashi, as if it was the greatest thing in the world.
You could hear the crickets chirp in the silence.
"Man…Laws?" said Naruto. Kakashi nodded.
"The Man Laws are a set of one hundred and thirteen laws that govern how men act. While in public and private." At the looks he was getting, Kakashi decided elaboration was nessecary.
"Don't worry, they're not that bad, but break one and you will suffer humiliation for the rest of your life." Eyes widened at this final statement. "Or, at least until you redeem your self." The silver haired Jonin explained.
"OK. So what's the first Man Law, Kakashi sensei?" said Sasuke.
"The first Man Law is…NO wasted Sake in the name of humour. Man Law 1A is as follows: Have fun, but be honorable, respect women, only a real man can achieve this." Quoted Kakashi. Asuma and Gai began to pull bottles of sake out of the crate.
"YOSH! My youthful and hip rival, Kakashi, has explained the first youthful Man Law to our wonderful students! Now we may proceed with the demonstrations!"
"Gai, Might I remind you that you currently hold the title of 'Manbitch' amongst the Jonin. Tone the youth down." said Asuma, taking a swig of Sake.
"What the first Man Law basically says is do not spill or waste your drinks. And to treat women properly, even if they are one night stands." The jonin continued, without taking his smoke out.
"Rival Kakashi, I have made it clear that my youthful student Lee cannot partake in alcohol, haven't I?"
"Yes, Gai, you have. Which is why I have procured this large bottle of water for him."
"YOSH! My youthful rival has once again proved that he is a most Youth-"
"Manbitch" interrupted both Kakashi and Asuma. Gai instantly fell quiet.
"Moving on" said Kakashi "another part of this is drinking. Now, Lee, you will not get to drink, so we have a bottle of water for you. for each Man Law you learn, you must take a shot of Sake. we will be spreading this out over several nights, so no one ends up in hospital, or has to explain to Tsunade-sama that you have a hangover." the three Jonin shuddered.
"So, we will do roughly ten Man Laws each night, and that should fit nicely into all of our schedules. just remember to be here at six every Friday." said Asuma.
"Now that that is dealt with, Let's move on to more Man Laws!" giggled Kakashi.