None of the characters belong to me, sadly, though I would have liked to have Crookshanks. Oh well! They all belong to JK Rowling. This is my first fic and I hope you guys like it. Please review and tell me what you think :)
"And this is the library that leads on out to the deck..." I heard Hermione drone on and on to Harry, Ginny, Luna, Neville and the rest of our family. She was showing our new house to them. I for one just wanted to be alone with my new wife. A couple of centuries later, we were standing by our door, thanking people for coming to see us.
"Oh, God that was tiring. Let's never move again." I groaned. Hermione looked at me exasperatedly. " Shouldn't you be grateful? You have a new house for Merlin's sakes! And I for one think that-" She was interrupted by a loud yowling coming from a moving box. "H-Hermione, love? What is that?" I yelped, immediately jumping in front of Hermione whipping out my wand from my jeans pocket. Hermione started giggling. "It's only Crookshanks you big scaredy-cat."
Oh Merlin help me. No, no, no.
"Um, Hermione, you don't expect me to live with him. Right?" I asked nervously. " Well of course I do Ron!" Hermione answered cheerfully with a smug smile on her face. " HERMIONE! We hate each other! I won't survive with that thing in the house! He'll kill me! I know it! Then he'll bite me and, and, and," I groaned . Hermione immediately countered, "Well, Ronald, that 'thing' has a name. It's Crookshanks. And he would never hurt anyone one purpose. I know my cat Ron! He's been with me since Third Year!" I simply shrugged in defeat and walked out of the room muttering,"He is evil..." That thing had an look of pure evil on it's face and I thought
I am screwed.
"He would never bite you anyway, much less kill you! Crookshanks is a good boy! Aren't you a good boy! Yes you are! Yes you are Mummy's good boy!" She started talking to the monster of hers while rubbing it's belly. I groaned internally.
Well, at least I can make him sleep in the kitchen.