Stan Marsh Age 12
Whistling in the clean hallways of South Park Elementary, it was Stan's job as the Hall Monitor Boss to make sure no one could cross these areas without a Hall Pass. Walking past one hallway, he heard the sound of kissing down the hall.
He looked in the direction of the kissing, to see that the sound belonged to non other than his girlfriend Wendy and a blonde boy, Butters Stotch.
"Excuse me" He said in a quiet tone, clearly, that was not enough. "Excuse me!" He shouted weakly, still no response. He drew his basketball flail and walloped the lockers with it, that caught their attention.
"Oh Stan!" Wendy stuttered in surprise.
"Oh uh, hey Stan!" Butters greeted obliviously.
"Butters, what the hell are you doing?" Stan asked, his head tilted fowards.
"Making out with Wendy. Don't worry, these halls are clear, so you don't have to monitor them" Butters said in another oblivious tone.
"Why are you making out with Wendy?" Stan demanded, his brows had become a V shape. Butters was confused.
"Because she found a new love in life?" Butters stated.
"New love? NEW LOVE?!"
Butters looked at Wendy, then looked at Stan, he repeated several times, going faster each time until he realised what was going on.
"Oh... wow, you suck Wendy" Butters finally concluded.
"Butters, do you have a Hall Pass?" Stan asked, his hand pinching his nose and his teeth stuck shut.
"Yeah, here it is" He replied, unpocketing his Hall Pass for Stan to examine.
"Alright, I suggest you get your ass back to class before I kick it back" Stan said.
"Y-yes sir" Butters answered, he and Wendy walked back quietly.
"Not you Wendy, stay here" Stan commanded, Wendy automatically turned back to him.
"Why'd you do it Wendy?" He asked.
"I... don't... know..." She replied in the silent air.
"You don't know, oh that's just great, isn't it?! Now you better get back to class before I write you a referal" He sheathed his flail.
"Look Stan-"
"Oh no, I think I've heard enough Wendy. I get it, we're through" Stan turned his back on her, his basketball flail hit her in the face, knocking her down.
"Oop, sorry!"