once upun a tim, roy moustang wuz liek "hey fullmetal u suck" aqnd edward wuz so pissed off he punschd roy in da faece so hard it open upp an intardimenshunal portal an roy wuz blasted in2 teh DC univerarse. "ZOMG!" said every1. Then Roy joined the Justiec Leage bcuz he wuz awsum.
Oen day, teh Justiss Lefgue where fihgting Sinestro an tehy was loosing 2 him bcuz he had a new ywelow lanten ring wich gave him the powar of over 9000 polar boars and a moose.
"IS THERE NO WAY 2 DEFEET DIS MADMAN?" Wonder Women said as she smacked an evil henchman dude with her boobs, which caused him to die. sinstaro laffed evilly bcuz he wuz evil. da other Justiss Leegers were tring 2 figger out a way to kil Sinustro, butt Roy could see teh pein in hiz tortured soul and that he waz not relly evil he was just misunnderstod.
"SINESTER, I SEE TEH PEIN IN UR TORTURED SOLE AND U R NOT RELLY EVIL U ARE JUST MISUNNDERSTOD!" said Roy. then he covered himselfs in pure Essence of JUSTICE and he punch Sinestor in da face wif a punch of love that made Snotestro turn in2 a good guy wif da Power of Love.
"NOW I AM A GOOD GUY I SEE TEH ERROL OF MY WAYS AND THANK THEE 4 REELEESING ME FROM MY MOST DREDFUL CURSE" say Sinstro.
"YES, NOW THAT UR GOOD GUY THERE IZ NOTHING 2 STAND IN THE WAY OF OUR LUV" said roy. Sinersto grabbed roy and snogged him sexily while da rest of da Justece LEeg cheered. so ROY Mustnag and Snestro got marryed an lived hapily evar aftr and had lots of buttsecks and it waz realy hawt.
The End.