Happy birthday socksycherry and paula545. This is your birthday present and part of the post – a – thon.

It was a quiet day in the outlaw camp, Robin was sulking, Much was cooking squirrels, Allan was imagining what life would be like when Gisbourne and the sheriff is gone, John was play fighting with Djaq and Will was carving.

All of the sudden a mechanic sound came and a purple box materialized. The door opened and a girl with wild brown hair and glasses came out. She scanned her surroundings and grinned.

"See I told you I could get us here" she said

"Yeah, but the last time you said that we landed in 1665. And personally I don't want the plague" snapped another girl.

All of the sudden seven more girls came out. All wearing jeans and tops.

They saw the gang and squealed.

"OH MY GOD IT'S MUCH! WILL YOU COOK ME COOKIES!" shouted one of them.

"Err…. I'm making squirrel right now."

"Ha! I told you he cooks the squirrels" said the first girl that came out of the mysterious purple box.

"It's not fair, you're supposed to not cook them" the girl said to Much.

"err…. Not being funny but who are you?" Allan asked

Two girls squealed.

The first girl coughed loudly and they quickly stopped. "right, I'm Lady Clark, this one with the obsession of Much is deanparker, and the two girls squealing over Allan are zebrablonde and Mira. This here drooling over the picture is Paula, these two staring at Will are soapy-liedown and socksycherry. And last but not least this is little white fox"

"what strange names you have" John commented

Lady Clark shrugged "we're strange people" she said "now we're here for a purpose"

"we want you -" deanparker started

"- to sit back -" Paula continued

"– and relax. While we -" zebrablonde interrupted

"– give Gisbourne a sex change" Lady Clark finished.

"hang on I thought we were going to dress him in drag" Mira said

"really I thought we were going to do target practice on him" little white fox muttered

"nah it was the forcing him to do our school work" soapy – liedown said

The girls soon got into an argument that involved chocolate sauce, whipped cream, Allan, Will, a guy named Stephen, another two guys called Jack and David, and handcuffs"

"SILENCE!!!"" screamed John and Lady Clark.

"Right first thing first, how the hell did you get here?" Allan said

"We built a TARDIS" Paula said.

"Good thing it isn't pink" socksycherry muttered, the girls shivered at the idea.

"Aren't girls supposed to like pink?" Much whispered to Robin

"As we established before, we're aren't normal and that comment is sexist" Lady Clark snapped

"Big ears" deanparker coughed "and don't insult my Much"

The gang laughed as Much turned bright red.

"Two words" Lady Clark said "POT PLANT"

Soon Lady Clark was lying beneath seven girls.

"we swore not to talk about that day ever again" Paula hissed.

The gang edged away starting to feel scared.

Soon the girls got up and went off. The gang didn't see them till the next day after they found the Sheriff and Gisbourne tied to a tree looking like they're in drag.

"I can't believe you sent them to them" socksycherry hissed to Lady Clark

"I can't believe she actually did it" little white fox said looking rather ill.

"you didn't have to watch" Lady Clark said rolling her eyes.

After a long day of partying. (and in some cases snogging coughdeanparkerandmuchcough) the girls got into their purple box and flew off. The gang however had a huge headache from all of the arguing and screaming.

Meanwhile at the BBC:

Dear BBC bastards

How dare you get rid off Marian and Rose.

However today we thought we give you a present to show our gratitude.

Love

Robin's revenge army

p.s: we've taken the actor's addresses, so there!

The BBC writers looked around to see their offices in a mess they opened the box and immediately threw up.

Inside were Gisbourne and the Sheriff's family jewels so to speak.

Moral of the story don't get on Lady Clarks bad side (or any of the other girls mentioned in this story).