WARNING: THIS STORY INCLUDES VERY WEIRD PEOPLE, READ AT OWN RISK, BUT DON'T SUE IF YOU GO MAD! SOME CHARACTER WILL GO OOC (OUT OF CHARACTER) SOMETIMES.

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Name: Private Christina Morgan Smith (Chrissy)

Age: 14

Birthday: October 26

Looks: brown hair, dark brown eyes. Shoulder length hair and about naruto's height.

Personality: Chrissy is an odd girl. She's stupid and silly when around her friends but quiet and kind of nerdy alone. She loves getting reactions from people when she does something stupid, crazy or gross. She's also sort of of a pervert… and likes to mess around with people. (Not that way...)

Relationships: none, memory erased.

Name: hiru kitsu

Age: 14

Birthday: December 8, 1991

Looks: Pale, Blood red eyes and Silver hair that is an inch away from her shoulders.

Name: Sandra Vega

Age: 13

Birthday: June, 23, 1991

Looks: Her skin color is a pale that's been tanned a little. She has long dark brown hair that reaches to her waist. Her eyes are a dark brown.

Personality: very sarcastic especially when a person asks her too many questions. She likes training but prefers stay in her room and air guitar with her music on. She only lets some people give her orders and is very lazy. She is a very smart student but needs to stop being so lazy to actually get some work done. She doesn't let things bring her down but can really get mad. She has split personalities at times.

Relationships: she never really talks to many people in her school so she has a minimum amount of friends.

Chapter 1- Orochimaru

Bird Narrator: In this universe, two dimensions co-existed silently, but the barrier between them will be broken and 3 girls will find a new world. SQUACK!

Konoha (this is a part of the story that you should already know but it's just to get the setting right.)

"Hey guys, good morning!" said a mask figure, correction said a LATE masked figure.

"Your late!" screamed the 2 of the young ninja's in the forest. The pink haired girl and blond haired boy pointed two accusing fingers at their lay back teacher.

Jounin sensei ignored his students and set a clock. "Ok, its set for noon" he said casually.

The genius looked at him questionably.

"Here are two bells" he said holding up two gold bells. "Your task is to take these from me before noon...those who cannot get a bell by noon... get no lunch"

'so this is why he told us not to eat..." though Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto

Our World. (So you can understand the characters a little better we are going to start from the beginning of how they end up in Konoha.)

Bird narrator: It was another warm sunny day in Bethel. Birds were chirping, clouds passed. Blahyidada. SQUACK!

Army dad stepped back from the monitor and walked over to Chrissy. "Drop and give me 2,000 soldier!" army dad screamed at her as he sat on her back. "Alright troop! You must retrieve the military chips that were stolen by Orochimaru!"

Chrissy stood up and two shadow figures appeared behind her.

"Ok, but dude, where was he last seen?" asked one of the shadows.

Army dad sighed. "How many times I have said! Don't call me that!"

"Yeah! San-dra!" said the other shadow figure.

"Shut up Hi-ru!" said Sandra annoyed.

Army dad just massaged his temples ad shacked his head. "Why did they get 14 year olds to be spies, why not older spies, or actually mature ones!" he murmured.

"Hey! Chrissy crossed her arms and tapped her foot. "I'm the most mature right daddy?"

"Ahem…" army dad cleared his throat. "Now my… err…uhhh…soldiers… Is training for the element called surprise…? SURPRISE! " Army dad pushed a big red button and the three fell into a whole. "Ah… what weird kids"

20 minutes later

"Target sited, location, weapon storage. Ready to attack" said Chrissy to her transmitter. She swiftly moved from obstacle to obstacle. Not loosing her target.

"Hiru move to place, we'll be right there Chrissy, keep and eye on him" said Sandra's voice back

"Who gave you permission to boss us around?" said Hiru's voice

"Hiru! This is important! We need to get going!" said Sandra.

"…fine…" said Hiru "what's target doing?"

"He seems to be looking for something…" responded Chrissy.

"Hey look I found a guitar!" said Sandra's voice

"You think that is what he is looking for?" asked hiru

"Nah, he doesn't look like the musical type" replied Chrissy "besides, who would be looking for a guitar in a weapon room?"

"You think I can take it? It looks really cool, we'll talk to the owners later and tell them if it's their, if it is, I'll give it back." said Sandra her eyes shinning.

"You are going to take a guitar to a battle!" asked Chrissy

"I'll strap it around my waist, no prob" said Sandra.

"No, you can't take it!" said Chrissy "I'll just get in the way"

"No it wont!" said Sandra "c'mon please! It's silver with a blue outline and it says destruction 2010, weird name, please!"

"Whatever"

"Let's get back to Orochimaru" said Hiru.

"Oh yeah" said Sandra. "Report locations"

"I'm on top of Orochimaru" said hiru. Silence "in the vent system"

"Oh"

"I'm at the door" said Sandra

"tri-formation" Said Hiru

"Charge at the count of three" said Chrissy

"One…" the girls took out their guns

"…two…" the girls got ready to jump while Sandra got ready to kick the door.

"…three!" Hiru jumped out of the vent and landed next to Orochimaru. Chrissy came out from behind some boxes and Sandra kicked the door and now her leg was numbed. They got into a triangle and pointed their guns at him.

"Ah… the three little teen spies" said Orochimaru. "Would you like to join me?"

"I don't want to go to jail!" said Sandra frowning.

"But I'm not going to jail…" said Orochimaru

"Of course you are! We are going to make sure of that!" said Chrissy.

"My dear, we are going to Konoha" said Orochimaru smirking.

"He has gone koo-koo" said Hiru

"We heard enough. NOW" said Chrissy

All three girls shooted at once. But Orochimaru caught the bullets with his tongue. The girls glared as he laughed.

"Well looks like we are going to hand-in-hand combat" said Sandra smirking. She put her gun back in her belt and charged at Orochimaru. She tried to punch him but he dodge it he send her a kick but she jumped back. She send him another punch he ducked she smirked and quickly tripped him. He fell to the ground but disappeared in a puff of smoke. She cursed and she felt movement behind her. She quickly turned around sending a punch but Orochimaru caught it. She tried to get it back but he had a firm hold. She tried punching him with her other hand but he caught it again. She was about to knee him in the you-know-where but he moved to block it so she head bumped him instead. He let go of her. "That hurts" she said as she dizzily walked away. The bump had left a bruise on her forehead, but at least Orochimaru bruise was bleeding.

"You know better than to head bump someone Sandra!" said Hiru

"Sorry mommy" Sandra murmured still dizzy. Everyone sweat dropped anime style.

Orochimaru was holding his bruise "stupid girl!" he said. He tried charging at Sandra but Chrissy blocked him. She also tried hitting him but he rapped his long tongue around her waist and threw her to a pile of boxes. Sandra and Hiru ran to check on her but weren't prepared for what they saw next. There was a medium size black whole.

Chrissy was being sucked by it; she was holding a rope to prevent from getting sucked up.

"Nyah! What is this!" Chrissy struggled to hold on to the rope as Hiru and Sandra grabbed her legs.

"What the fudge is this!" shouted Hiru as she struggled to keep on her feet. Sandra also struggled. "What trick is this Orochimaru!"

"Trick? But my dear, it is only a mere portal to another dimension." said Orochimaru

Sandra glared at him but lost her hold and now she was half way trough the portal too.

"I can't hold it any longer!" shouted Hiru. She too lost grip of the rope and the three fell inside the hole.

Hiru felt someone touch her shoulder. She turned around to see Orochimaru falling next to her. "What is this place?" she asked glaring at him

He chuckled. "The gateway to the other dimension of course" he said like it was obvious. It looked as if they were falling in a black tube. Though the walls were liquid and it sparkled, but the girls wouldn't dare go through it. Hiru tackled him out of the tube. He looked shocked and tried to get in but it was as if the water was solid from the outside.

Chrissy and Sandra stared but after a couple of second they smirked and continued trying to make contact with Army Dad.

Two hour passed and they kept falling. They had given up trying to contact Army Dad.

"Wonder what's on TV" said Sandra. She had gotten bored and started to play with her guitar.

"I'm hungry" Hiru whined as she read one of her manga books.

"ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz…" Chrissy had fallen asleep

"Hey look! The tunnel is ending!" said Hiru pointing at a tiny dot of light that was getting bigger by the second.

"Think you can run away from me?" said a voice.

Sandra and Hiru turned around to find Orochimaru closing in on them.

"Oh yeah? I though it was you the one trying to escape" said Sandra rolling her eyes.

"Let's just get this over with." said Hiru. She threw him a punch but he dodges it. She drew back and threw a kick. "Help me Orochimaru is flirting with me!" she said sarcastically trying to distract Orochimaru.

"Of course my dear" he said. He grabbed both her hands and started to ballroom dance with her.

Sandra couldn't help but to laugh.

Hiru dropped all her weight down, causing her body to drop faster the Orochimaru. "Playing hard to get eh?" Orochimaru grinned and caught up with Hiru, grabbing her and picked her up.

"Rapist!" she shouted trying to get Orochimaru to put her down.

"That won't work my dear" said Orochimaru. He turned Hiru around so that she was facing him still holding her. Hiru blushed. He pulled her body to his so that her chest was against his. he grabbed her head and started to kiss her. hiru looked shocked, and frozen, she couldn't move at all. hiru felt something slide into her mouth. she felt disgusted and scared and wanted to throw up. he was so going to die!.

sandra watched from the side line cracking up. she then stopped. "play time is over" she murmured to herself. She silently walked behind Orochimaru and drew her leg back and kicked him in the you-know-where. "try reproducing now you perv!" she said smirking. Orochimaru leaned into Hiru covering his must-I-say-it?

Chrissy woke up right under Orochimaru and Hiru. And did what Chrissy did best, she screamed (monkey scream) she kicked Orochimaru off Hiru. "since when don't you wake me up when there is a fight?"

"well I though you were already awake" said Sandra chuckling.

Chrissy trew a punch at Orochimaru but he dodge it then a big bright light started to come from bellow to them and they started to fall faster. Land started to from below their feet. And also people.

Hiru , Sandra and Orochimaru got into landing position and Chrissy… well she fell asleep…again.

Hiru, Sandra and Orochimaru landed and started to fight.

Chrissy on the other hand… fell flat on her face. Her legs on the air started twitching and hit something.

"hey! What you did that for?" said a voice.

Chrissy looked up to find a blond haired boy with a red spot on his face. His hands in front of his face to prevent more hits.

"eh… hello?" she said. She then saw Sandra being sent flying on top of the boy who started to complain. Sandra gave an sorry smile at the boy and got off him "wow you ok?" said Chrissy

Sandra turned serious "you could help" she said. She weakly stood up and shook herself before running over to help Hiru.

Chrissy nodded and went to help them, in the sidelines a blond boy with baby blue eyes watched in amazement. A girl with pink hair and green eyes stood in shock. Another boy with dark raven hair and black eyes got into defense mode, kunai at hand. And another guys, this one older also stood in defense position.

The younger kids looked 13-14. The older one looked in his 20's

The girls had gotten Orochimaru tired but they were tired themselves. One of them had passed out. Sandra jumped on top of Orochimaru pressing a gun to his head. "she turned back to Chrissy. "you guys ok?" she said. She received a nod from Chrissy. Hiru had passed out. Sandra got angry seeing her tired friends and pressed the gun harder to Orochimaru's face. "die you idiot!" she shouted and pulled the trigger of the gun and…

Puff

OROCHIMARU WAS GONE. She had hit one of his clone things. "dam it!" she cursed.

"sorry my dear Sandra! But you can't kill me that easily… no one can! Oh an good luck on Konoha." Orochimaru's voice rang trough the forest.

Sandra frowned and walked over to Chrissy and Hiru. "she ok?" she asked Chrissy

Chrissy smiled and nodded. "she's just snoring" she said

"any idea where we are?" Sandra asked.

"ummm.. Not a clue.. But ..but.." she turned to the people. "who are they?" Chrissy stared at the short blond one.

Kakashi stood in shock. 'they're incredible! They're too strong to be chunin their strong enough to be shinobi! Their not even older then my group and their shinobi! I must teach them!'(this part is occ I know but it's weird) "Okay guys.. We don't know if they're enemies or not, so capture them and bring them to Konoha.. GO"

They all spread out

"hey Sandra where they go AHHH" a kunai with an explosive tag wooshed by and hit a tree. "oh fud-" it exploded ant they were send flying to the trees knocking them out.

Change of setting SKWAK!

Chrissy woke up to see the blond boy. "AHHHHHHHH! GHOST! She tried to get out of the bed. "GHOST AHHHH! Hiru! SANDRA! ANYONE! HELP GHOST!"

"AHHHHH! Somebody shut her up please!" shouted the blond boy. "oh I know!" he grabbed a vase and threw it to the top of her head.

"AHHHHH! MY HEAD!" Chrissy cried teary eyed

"what's going on! I'm trying to sleep here!" mumbled Sandra as she sat up on the bed next to Chrissy's.

Blink. Stare. Blink

"where are we? OMG rapist!" Sandra screamed

"OMG! You're not a ghost! You're a rapist!" shouted Chrissy "even worse!"

The Hiru came in with a shovel in her hand. "rapist? Where?" she then spotted Naruto and BOOM. Naruto landed on the floor twitching

Bird narrator: we'll leave you there! R&R please! Stay tune!