Discaimer: sorry dont own Naruto if I did it would rule and be on adult swim rated M teehee.

This story is made by itachisXemoXgurl3 and karaku-chan when we were on a skittle high. this story was also made at 2:00 in the morn so please forgive any spelling mistakes.

PLEASE ENJOY OUR RANDOMNESSES!!!!

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"OH MY GOD!!!!!!" yelled Itachi

"What?!?' yelled Kisame

"I dunno i felt like yellin"

Kisame anime sweatdrop "why?"

"cuz I'm prettier you ugly sharkman"

"that is MR. UGLY SHARKMAN TO YOU...wait I'm not ugly just blue"

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another random place

"Deidara...why are my briefs pink!!!!!!?!?!?!?" Sasori yelled/asked.

"Because you made my socks red!" Deidara yelled back.

"They were already red, Deidara." he deadpanned.

"No I'm talking about the pink ones...wait, when did I get pink socks?"

"...Deidara...WILL YOU JUST GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU DUMB BLOND!?!?!?!

Deidara( starts sniffiling) "B-b-b-b-but Sasori-danna...you said you would take me to the zoo!"

Tobi pops in "ZOOOOO I WANNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!!!!!!"

"No Tobi, we are not going to the zoo. Also deidara YOU said you would take Itachi to the doctor for his anual eye check."

"But sasori, Itachi- chan is already blind! How is it supposed to help him?"

Itachi yells from some random place "I'M NOT BLIND DEIDARA, BUT YOU WILL WISH I WAS WHEN I FIND YOU!"

deidara' That will be awhile.'

"ummm...deidara, you said that out loud. Well more yelled it. In the middle of Konoha. In front of the Hokage...STUPID!"

"O/\O...crap" "And might I remind you, that EVERYONE is here...for some random reason."

"Oh yeah there is a SKITTLE convention this year...and who are those two people?" deidara looks confused out at the crowed at two girls who are

looking on...and laughing. Who are these people, you ask? why it's none other than the authors of this story, Mira and Luna.

Deidara and Sasori" CRAP!!!!! HHHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!"

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Back to Itachi and Kisame

"Hey lets go to that skittle convetion in Konoha" said kisame

"we can't..."

"why not????!?!?!?!?!?"

"cuz the whole town hates me der"

"oh yeah... well I'll go and bring you back some skittles KAY?"

"NOOOOOOO the who will help me see cough er i mean make pancakes?"

"this penguin..."

"Kisame... how did you get a penguin? and where was it hiding our whole conversation?"

"I dont have a penguin i was gonna say this penguin photo that was on the bookshelf" mumbles"blind old bat"

" I HEARD THAT IM PART BLIND NOT DEAF"

"my bad"

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Back in Konoha

"Hey Luna...how about making the red head go with us?"

"No Mira...we already have enough sl..er...firends at home."

"Please Luna? I promise that he won't be any trouble." evil glint

"I have an idea"

"What is it?"

"Why don't we go with them?"

"Why because...all the games are back at the house." is reading icha icha beside kakashi.

"...Mira...Kakashi...PUT THOSE DANG BOOKS AWAY NOW! THERE ARE KIDS HER!"

Sasori and Deidara walked up next to them."Hey wanna come hang out at our place?"

"Luna can we pleeeeaaaseee?!"

"YES!!!!...er...i mean uh sure"

"YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! and I'll get to talk with Tobi and Konan, and pein, and ooohh we can drink orange juice."

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And to Itachi and Kismae again

"I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Itachi at the top of hi lungs

"WHATTTTTTTTT" screamd Kisame

"lets play twister the penguin can spin!!!"

"but theres no peng...never mind...whatever are you sure can you see?"

"yeah the circles a really bright"

kisame go and looks for the twister board.

"i found th...",Tobi,Deidara,Sasori and two girls came in

"Hey retards who the heck are they!?!? Does Pein know their here?" yelled Kisame

"well no but were gonno go tell him, Luna, Mira Wait here" said sasori "Dedara come with me please"

Luna to whispers to Mira "ooooh whos the smexy guy with the dark hair?"

"I'm Itachi and Thank you for seeing my beauty above everyones even Deidara"

"Oh well im Luna and this is Mira"

"nice to meet you lovely young ladys"

"Tobi will make cookies now!"

Luna" WOOT COOKIES!!!!!"

"calm down luna, we still have tons of skittles.I hope they get back soon, I wanna talk to konan." Mira whispered to Luna.

"Hey Tobi I'll help you."she offers.

"Okay but you don't have to, Tobi can do a good job all on his own."

Sasori and Deidara come back " Hey Pein's ok with yall stayin here a while" said deidara

"okay whos up for some twister!?!?!??!" shouted kisame.

"MEEEEEE" everyone shouted in unision

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Wow that took awhile...it's 3:14 in the morning. so do you think this will be good luna?

YEPPIES SO NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE UP LATER TODAY AND MY SKITTLE HIGH IS WEARING OFF

SO GOTTA RUN NEXT CHAPTER TWISTER FACE OFF WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?!??

Well that sums it up..soREAD&REVIEW! ttfn.

tata for now luv itachisxemoxgurl3 and karaku-chan