A.N. I don't owe Bleach or any other Manga & Animie.
Summary: This is a Bleach/Disney parody where every Bleach character is forced to dress up and sing Disney songs. Enjoy!
Ultimate-Drax: Hey, it's Drax here. I've been reading a lot of Bleach/Disney Parodies and finally I decided to make my own. Here all Bleach characters have kindly volunteered to dress up as Disney characters and sing their songs.
Ichigo: Volunteered! You threatened to tie us all up and make us listen to Justin Bieber until we either cracked or agreed with you!
Every other Bleach Character: YEAH!
Ultimate-Drax: Guys, guys let's not get into any details. Fans love mixing Bleach up with Disney. Writers are supposed to give the fans what they want. And as an honorable FF writer I have the responsibility to live up to those expectations.
Soifon: Last I checked you weren't exactly the most popular writer on this shitty site.
Ultimate-Drax: Alright, since Soifon likes to draw so much attention to herself we're gonna start with her act.
Soifon: NOOOOOO!
Scrip
Movie: Hercules
Song: I won't say I'm in love
Cast
Soifon as Megara
Yoruichi as Hercules
Rangiku, Rukia, Orihime, Nemu, Unohana and Harribel as the muses
Soifon: (After reading the scrip she gets a look of reconsideration) Um, Drax…must the others also be part of this.
Ultimate-Drax: Yes! I know you wanna have Yoruichi for yourself but this not a solo act. Deal with it. Now go get ready before I burn all those naked pictures of Yoruichi I promised you.
Soifon: You better keep your end of the barging after this.
Ultimate-Drax: Places everyone!
Act one. Hercules, I Won't say I'm in Love
Soifon was sitting on one of the many fountains in Yoruichi's back yard and looked dreamily at the flower Yoruichi had given her but then snaps out of her daydream and sighs.
"Urg, what's the matter with me?" She asked herself. "You would have think a girl would learn." She got up and started singing as music in the background started playing.
Soifon: If there's a prize for rotten judgment I guess I've already won that No man is worth the aggravation…
The small statue muses ofRangiku, Rukia, Orihime, Nemu, Unohana and Harribel came to life as the music became more livid …
Soifon: That's ancient history. Been there, done that
Soifon tossed the flower aside and Rangiku caught it swiftly.
Muses: Who'd you think you're kiddin'? She's the Earth and Heaven to ya Try to keep it hidden Honey, we can see right through ya Girl, you can't conceal it. We know how you feel And who you're thinking of
Rangiku walked up behind Soifon and waved the flower above her head but Soifon ignored her causing Rangiku to sigh.
Soifon: No chance, no way I won't say it, no, no
Muses: You swoon, you sigh, Why deny it? Uh-oh
Soifon: It's too cliché I won't say I'm in love…
As she walks away, the muses look at each other, raising the shoulder. Soifon kept singing as she walked around the yard. The muses kept following her and kept trying to encourage her.
Soifon: I thought my heart had learned its lesson. It feels so good when you start out My head is screaming "Get a grip, girl!"
Soifon quickly turned around to try and see if was being followed but the muses quickly hide themselves.
Soifon: Unless you're dying to cry your heart out Oooh
Muses: You keep on denying. Who you are and how you're feeling Baby, were not buying Hon, we saw you hit the ceiling. Face it like a grown-up When you gonna own up. That you got, got, got it bad?
Soifon jumped from rock to rock across a pond.
Soifon: No chance, no way, I won't say it, no, no
At the other end of the pond she tripped and caught the hand of a statue of Yoruichi.
Muses: Give up, give in Check the grin you're in love
Soifon leaned her back at the statue and smiled dreamily at the figure. But then she snapped out of it and continued singing.
Soifon: This scene won't play, I won't say I'm in love
Muses: You're doin' flips, read our lips: You're in love
Soifon: You're way off base, I won't say it Get off my case, I won't say it
Soifon sat the down on the same fountain from before. The muses toke the flower and laid it just next to Soifon.
Muses: Girl, don't be proud It's ok you're in love
When Soifon leaned back, her hand, almost faithfully, landed on the flower. She looked down and finally smiled in defeat.
Soifon: Ooh At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love
End of act.
Ultimate-Drax: See, wasn't that fun?
Soifon: I will sing anything that involves Yoruichi-sama.
Ultimate-Drax: I can't believe no one's ever said this to you before. Your obsession with Yoruichi is unhealthy.
Soifon: Just give me the damn pictures. (Me handing over the envelope with naked pictures of Yoruichi) How did you manage to get these pictures in the first place when I couldn't?
Ultimate-Drax: Let's just say I have friends on the other side. That reminds me. Stay tuned for the upcoming chapter featuring a voodoo master, a broke prince and a sad sack of a servant. In the meantime, send me reviews!
Ichigo: This is gonna be a long fan-fiction.