MOBILE SUIT

MOBILE SUIT

GUNDAM WING'S

Beauty

AND THE

BEAST

CAST:

Noin ~ Beauty

Zechs ~ Beast

Trieze ~ Beauty's father

Dorothy ~ Beauty's sister

Catherine ~ Beauty's sister

Sally ~ Fairy

Hilde ~ enchanted servant (chibi)

Duo ~ enchanted servant (chibi)

Heero ~ enchanted servant (chibi)

Relena ~ Princess

Trowa ~ enchanted servant (chibi)

Quatra ~ enchanted servant (chibi)

Wufei ~ enchanted servant (chibi)

Lady Une ~ enchanted servant (chibi)

Standard disclaimers apply and so on with the show…

Oh one little note this blah blah means thought. This * sweat drop* means an action or an expression

Cadet Noin ran into the room with a stack of papers and of course crashed into the wall since she couldn't see where she was going. The Gundam Wing cast seated around the table sweat dropped.

Cadet Noin: ok. Hello guys guess what I've got planned!

Everyone: do we want to know?

Cadet Noin: well I hope so considering your going to be in it

Everyone: *groan* what is it?

Cadet Noin: well I thought that since everyone was hiring you guys for plays that we would do one too! (smile)

Wufei: INJUSTICE! I refuse to be mocked and humiliated on a another one of these weaklings' plays!!

WHACK!

Cadet Noin: your complaints don't count you justice freak!

Wufei: women are..

Cadet Noin: Don't say it unless you want to be in a dress Wufei.

Wufei: … *sits back down*

Lady Une: can we get back to the play?

Cadet Noin: yes; now the play we're going to do is BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!

Noin: well I think it would be fun.

Zechs: sounds interesting

Hilde: that sounds cool!

Relena: that sounds romantic *sigh* I wonder if me and Heero could be Beauty and the Beast

Lady Une: I suppose it would be entertaining

Trieze: yes a play would be most enlightening *sipping his wine in the back of the room*

Sally: oh come on Wufei!

Wufei: * grumbling in Chinese*

Trowa: …….* crickets are heard*

Duo: huh? * Swinging his chair around Duo is sitting upside down in his chair reading a manga (comic)

Everyone: *facevault*

Cadet Noin: *clearing throat* anyways umm here's the list of character's,

Trieze your Beauty's father

Trieze: very well

Cadet Noin: Dorothy your beauty's sister

Dorothy: fine but is there any war?!!

Cadet Noin: I'll see what I can do

Catherine your beauty's other sister

Catherine: k, *Goes back to her game* I choose you pickachu!

* Beating the gameboy controls*

Cadet Noin: Sally you're the good fairy

Sally: coolness hey Wufei maybe you can be my little elf helper..

Wufei: woman….

Cadet Noin: Wufei you're a servant

Wufei: what!?

Cadet Noin: do you want to be an elf… in TIGHTS!

*More swearing in Chinese ensues*

Cadet Noin: Noin your beauty!

Noin: yeah!

Relena: damn

Cadet Noin: Relena you're a princess

Relena: cool but I don't remember there being another princess..

Cadet Noin: work with me here there's a lot of you! I had to add a couple parts!

Relena: I'm not complaining but I was wondering, do I get a prince *eyeing Heero from across the room*

*Heero catching on and shrinks away*

Cadet Noin: * doubtfully* uh I'll see what I can do….. Uh Heero point the gun a different direction…by the way you're a servant too..That gun is making me really uncomfortable*slaps her forehead* of course why didn't I think of it before! Whips out her laptop writing: as Heero held his gun it slowly materialized into an ice-cream cone. Soon Heero was holding an ice-cream cone.

Heero: that just isn't right.

Cadet Noin: too bad I'm the author : P

Cadet Noin: Lady Une you're a servant but you're kinda like the head one you know like Mrs. Pots?

Lady Une: * rubbing her hands together* you mean I'm in charge?

Cadet Noin: uh oh personality one's taking hold uh sorta.

Trowa you're a servant too you were a jester since you've had some clown experience and all…is that ok?

Trowa: ……(crickets are heard)

Cadet Noin: A nod? Anything at all?

Trowa: ……*nod*

Cadet Noin: *sweat drop* okay then.

Quatra you're a servant

Quatra: what are the purposes of the servants?

Cadet Noin: I'll get to that in a minute Quatra-san thank you for reminding me.

Quatra: your welcome Cadet-sama

Cadet Noin: Zechs man he's cute! But him and Noin deserve each other

You're the Beast!

Zechs: woo hoo yeah all right! *Everyone looks at Zechs* *sweat drop* uhh I mean I alright then (but seems very happy that he was paired with Noin because he keeps looking at her who happens to be next to him)

Cadet Noin: Hilde you're a servant who has a crush on another servant you know like the feather duster in the Disney version?

Hilde: you mean Duo!

Cadet Noin: yeah he's the only one left who I haven't listed

Hilde: thank you Cadet- Sama!

Cadet Noin: welcome. And now last but list Duo your…..

Duo: zzzzzz snore! Zzzzz snore! But father Maxwell I'm the god of death!!!

Cadet Noin: DUO wake up! * Nothing happens*…. I'm sorry I have to do this but it's the only way…

YANK!!!

Duo: Ahhhhhhhh!! I've been mutilated! You pulled my hair!

Cadet Noin: you wouldn't wake up! now please pay attention you're a servant in the play and has a crush on Hilde's character kinda like lumiar from the disney version!

Duo: sweet! I'm with Hilde!

Cadet Noin: honestly I don't know how professor what's his name put up with you!

Now that that's done I'll explain the servant thing. All the servants are enchanted until the spell is broken but their not objects their CHIBI'S! ( I got that from noin and the seven chibi's if the author of it is reading this I hope you don't mind)

*Everyone Facevaults*

Cadet Noin: And so for you guys to become chibi's for the play your gonna need a lot of this…..

ok boys! bring it in! A truck emerges through the wall and dumps a huge amount of sugar into the room

Cadet Noin: so read your scripts and rehearse cause we're gonna start tomorrow!

Wufei: where are you going?

Cadet Noin: I've been writing all day every since I came back from drawing lessons at 3:00 I'm kinda tired Wufei.

*Cadet Noin* leaves the room

CRASH!, Watch it!, Do you mind? …….?!, Hey Heero you gonna eat that ice cream cone?, O me kurso..

Quatra: it's gonna going to be a loooooooonnnnnnnnng day, I think I'll go make some tea...

End of chapter one

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Special thanks to Rowin's fan and Quatra's girl who have always reviewed my stories and helped me start writing fanfic's J